D'fo's definitions

morning missile

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.

I always wake up every day with a morning missile

by D'fo February 25, 2004

the jungle

A book by Upton Sinclair, depicting the horrors of the American Meatpacking Industry during the late 19th century.

The Jungle was a very controversal book, that the president himself took action to regulate the way food is processed in America

by d'fo March 24, 2004

lois griffin

The 40 year old wife of Peter Griffin from Family guy. She is a stay at home who also teaches piano lessons. she is often the target of death of the youngest member of the family Stewie Griffin. She aslo has two more children Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

for a 40 year old Lois Griffin has one fine ass body

by d'fo March 28, 2004

mr. silent killer gas passer

Probably the most funniest song out there made by Budweiser, and even though it's only like a minute long, it's still worth listening to

this song never gets old

by d'fo April 2, 2004

peter griffin

Age: 42
Occupation: Factory worker / Fisherman

Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt's summer house where he was working as a towel boy.

He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.

Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television.

Peter Griffin is great charcter on family who really keeps the show going.

by d'fo April 21, 2004

420

Hitlers Birfday if he was still alive and also National Weed Day

"Oh Dayum it's 420 gotts celebrate Hitler's Birfday while lighting up the doobie"

by d'fo April 20, 2004

Brian Griffin

The 7 year old (dog years) family dog in the show Family Guy. Altough he is the family pet, he is the only one who actually has a sense of class in the family, but he often known for drinkng lots of martinis and getting drunk. He had a crush on Lois, but that was cleared when they talked it over.

Brian Griffin is one classy character

by d'fo March 28, 2004