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Hitler's Coat Rack 

A mysterious sexual position that is unknown by definition. No one really knows what it means, but its name lets the imagination run wild. Used primarily to one up a one upper, or just to shock and awe.
~"I gave the hooker the hitler's coat rack last night, it got intense."

~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"

~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."

Hitler's Stealth Fighter 

When you shave your pubes into a Hitler mustache and then fuck a Jewish girl
when I found out she was in the Jewish sorority I sneaked into her bathroom, used her razor, and then gave her Hitler's stealth fighter

Hitler's wet dream 

Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.
"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."

Hitler's real death 

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler

Hitler's penis 

The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.
I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.

hitler's perfection 

A person with blonde hair and blue eyes who would be viewed as the perfect person in the eyes of Adolf Hitler.
Rachel is the definition of Hitler's perfection I mean look at her!
hitler's perfection by sizzlesister December 18, 2013