Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CurvedMirror

Cunilatio

what you would call oral sex with a hermaphrodite,

he performed cunilatio on his hermaphrodite girlboyfriend.

cunilatio requires both types of genitalia to work.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

booster splooge

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.

booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

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Get the booster sploogemug.

A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.

What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!

That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.

The basstard was musically retarded.

by CurvedMirror January 16, 2010

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braidlock

a hairstyle in which the head is buzzed except for the bangs....the bangs are then braided into 4 or 5 braids that hang over the face.....these braids are often multi-coloured.....this hairstyle is most commonly sported on the musician "starpilot".

that dude's braidlock is hella trippy.

my braidlock keeps getting in my eyes.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

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infectify

the process of purposely infecting someone else with a virus....see biological warfare

she infectified me on purpose because i wouldn't give her a cigarette.

i am the type of guy who goes to public places hoping to infectify random strangers with my bronchial infection.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

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