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Definitions by CurvedMirror

texican't 

a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil.
that god damn texican't is at it again.

you are so dumb you must be a texican't.
texican't by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

chinkmart 

a chinese-run convenience store.
i have to go to the chinkmart to purchase some cigarettes.

he was stealing candy from the local chinkmart.
chinkmart by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

nippermart 

a chinese-run convenience store.
i have to purchase some smokes at the nippermart.

she was caught stealing candy from the local nippermart.
nippermart by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Ho Singh Gao 

1. a derogatory term for a chinese person.

2. can be used instead of the words "go" or "get"
1. today i saw an old ho singh gao planting his grass seed by seed.

2. let's ho singh gao out of this place.
Ho Singh Gao by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

crotch-hawk

when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.
that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.

my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.
crotch-hawk by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

devillock 

a hairstyle in which the head is shaved instead of the bangs...the bangs are then gelled down into a spike in front of the face.....made what it is by a popular punk rock/horror rock band called the misfits.
my devillock is quite long.

it's not a mohawk, it's a devillock, idiot!

glen danzig from the misfits had a devillock
devillock by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

booster splooge 

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster ]splooge] is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.
booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.