Cunilatio

what you would call oral sex with a hermaphrodite,

he performed cunilatio on his hermaphrodite girlboyfriend.

cunilatio requires both types of genitalia to work.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

Basstard

A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.

What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!

That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.

The basstard was musically retarded.

by CurvedMirror January 16, 2010

shit talker

a window application made for prank calling people.....hella fun to use and call people with.

let's shit-talker that bitch.

we used shit-talker to order a pizza and they couldn't tell at all.

we called the taco bell toll free customer service line with shit talker and complained about finding a pubic hair in our burrito.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

zinamaginy

A Mennonite gynaecologist.

I gotta go see the zinamaginy. He will ask me if i have been using my hole in the blanket.

by CurvedMirror March 01, 2009

Gherkinoid

slang and derogatory term for a race of men with undersized genitalia.

the people in this part of the world are classified as gherkinoids.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

Urban Dictionary Editor Apathy Syndrome (UDEAS)

This occurs while someone has been editing urban dictionary posts for a couple of hours and starts to get annoyed about how many idiotic people post redundant uncreative unoriginal definitions.

i've got a case of urban dictionary editor apathy syndrome (UDEAS) and i think i need to take a break.

by CurvedMirror February 28, 2009

Facebook Amnesia

A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.

upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.

by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014