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Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.
Me: What does it do?
poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.
Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.
poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.
Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
Me: What does it do?
poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.
Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.
poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.
Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bullshitness mug.1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?
2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the Anthracite Desert mug.pooping man: Wow there sure is a lot of crapperfiti in this stall. "Hendrix is God!", "Mike is gay", "UR mom sure can fuck", and "I pissed all over the toilet paper. sucks to be you asshole". It's like they'll all speaking to me.
Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
Get the crapperfiti mug.dude 1: Ellen Page is so snorgtees chic. I get so hard from watching her.
dude 2: She's in her twenties.
dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.
dude 2: She's in her twenties.
dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
Get the snorgtees chic mug.nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.
cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.
nigga: It's probably the crack talking?
cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.
nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.
nigga: It's probably the crack talking?
cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.
nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the crackbone mug.Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.
Randy: What's that?
Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)
Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)
Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
Randy: What's that?
Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)
Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)
Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011
Get the sausage stuffed clam mug.1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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