The Simpsons

Matt Groening's gift to the world. Originally the family appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show in 1987, and got their own show on the Fox network two and a half years later. The pilot episode would be "Some Enchanted Evening"; however, the animation was so terrible, they had to abort the series premiere for a while. They would abort the entire series if the second episode, "Bart the Genius", also turned out terrible. However, that was a success, and the first episode was switched to "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", and "Some Enchanted Evening" was switched to the series finale/thirteenth episode, airing in May 1990. "Bart the Genius" was the second episode; however, it was the first episode to use the trademark title sequence (originally it would be "Some Enchanted Evening".) Thus, "The Simpsons" was born!

I watched The Simpsons on Sunday at 7:00 p.m.

by Cummy worm November 28, 2010

Hungarian wet willie

When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.

I gave her a Hungarian wet willie.

by Cummy worm December 18, 2010

porn

God's gift to the world.

Mike's got SO much porn on his iPhone!!

by Cummy worm August 17, 2010

porn

One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 03, 2011

porn

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.

How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?

by Cummy worm November 07, 2010

porn

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

by Cummy worm January 29, 2011

porn

The best gift that the world ever received.

Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.

by Cummy worm June 15, 2011