Cummy worm's definitions

blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

cockfight

Like a swordfight, but using your penis to attack your opponent.

They had a cockfight.

by Cummy worm February 23, 2011

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

The Lazy Song

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

by Cummy worm June 16, 2011

Ford

One of the best American automakers on Earth, neck-and-neck with General Motors.

Ford ALWAYS scores #1 with their Ford Taurus, Ford Mustang, Ford F-Series, et cetera!

by Cummy worm November 18, 2010

dingleberry

A pile of shit hanging off you ass hair that will NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER COME OFF!!!!!! EVER!!!!!

Teacher, can I be excused? I have a dingleberry!

by Cummy worm November 11, 2010

Chevrolet Silverado

By far, one of the best full-size trucks on the market. Its towing capacity is similar to that of the Ford F-Series, and better yet, it's got 21 mpg highway, just a mile ahead of F-Series' 20. Its OnStar safety system keeps you very secure, even off of the road. Impressive!

The Chevrolet Silverado is one of General Motors sexiest light trucks

by Cummy worm December 1, 2010