Definitions by Cummy worm
shit fountain
When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.
shit fountain by Cummy worm October 29, 2010
hummer
1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.
hummer by Cummy worm August 21, 2010
Dirty Sanchez
When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.
Dirty Sanchez by Cummy worm August 18, 2010
masturbate
masturbate by Cummy worm August 18, 2010
Hungarian mudslide
A sex act. It involves 2 ladies and 1 guy. Step 1: Lady #1 gives the guy a blowjob, while the guy shits in the second lady's mouth. Step 2: Lady #2 gets sick and takes a diarrhea dump on the guy's chest. The shit should flow down the guy's chest, and it should drench his genitals at the same time the guy ejaculates in Lady #1's throat. The shit/cum taste is reminiscent of the Irish alcoholic drink mudslide, only it's 100% natural man cream instead of Irish cream, and diarrhea instead of kahlua.
Hungarian mudslide by Cummy worm August 12, 2010
automo-fellatio
The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving
If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.
If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.
automo-fellatio by Cummy worm August 12, 2010