Used when a game made by Activision has a stupid game breaking bug
Activision is a bunch of dick bags that don't care who others feel but only care that their are making money because they could care less oh who their game is doing but how our wastes are doing have speeding 500 dollars oh another skin that was just copied and pasted the same pattern other and other again and called it a skin.
Not sure if you could tell but I hate them
Activision is a bunch of dick bags that don't care who others feel but only care that their are making money because they could care less oh who their game is doing but how our wastes are doing have speeding 500 dollars oh another skin that was just copied and pasted the same pattern other and other again and called it a skin.
Not sure if you could tell but I hate them
Activision; Makes a gun that kills in 2 shots being a ttk of 0.5 seconds
Me; "Oh my gawd, thats such a Activision moment"
Me; "Oh my gawd, thats such a Activision moment"
by CumSlayer February 22, 2022
ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch
female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch
female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
by CumSlayer March 01, 2022
HERES the number that I 100% didn't make up on the spot...
good luck finding the rest of the info cunt
5263-8392-3819-3913
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good luck finding the rest of the info cunt
5263-8392-3819-3913
??/??
???
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
by CumSlayer February 23, 2022
It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
I have lost the will to live another day
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022