Funny

I farted

LOL IM SO FUCKING FUNNY...
PLEASE LAUGH, I WANT TO DIE

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

STD

Other wise known as a "Sexual Transmission Diseases"

If I girl says to you before you fuck "I have an STD if thats okay with u" Run away and kill yourself

Aids are an STD you fuck wit and HIV... Im not telling all the STD's in this world

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

skrivy

kihsfkjla

skrivy

by CumSlayer February 24, 2022

Porn

its an addiction, but not all addiction are bad. Just like this one

I like to watch gay Porn

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

.. -- / --. .- -.--

Means im gay

Bob:.. -- / --. .- -.-- (Im gay)
Joe:WTF
Bob:- .... .- - ... / .-. .. --. .... - (Thats right)

by CumSlayer December 16, 2021

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 01, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022