Dad

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Activision moment

Used when a game made by Activision has a stupid game breaking bug

Activision is a bunch of dick bags that don't care who others feel but only care that their are making money because they could care less oh who their game is doing but how our wastes are doing have speeding 500 dollars oh another skin that was just copied and pasted the same pattern other and other again and called it a skin.

Not sure if you could tell but I hate them

Activision; Makes a gun that kills in 2 shots being a ttk of 0.5 seconds
Me; "Oh my gawd, thats such a Activision moment"

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

Drewm

I want drewm to fuck me

I want drewm's cum in me

by CumSlayer March 10, 2022

I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

Men

The gif I picked tells you everything

Men

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

Fat Cock

the thig that make girls become lesbian

Guy; *Has sex*
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Yavo

a person who makes unfunny jokes and is overall a tourist with no in sight of life

p1 Yavo is gey
p2 I know
P3(YAVO) No im not, im told being gay is sucking puss
p1 no...
p2 WTF????

by CumSlayer April 19, 2022