CumSlayer's definitions

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

NAMBLA

A group to do not okay things to children...

Their Mother; Your adopted
Their Dad;

Me; Who ever made NAMBLA is gey

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

.. -- / --. .- -.--

Means im gay

Bob:.. -- / --. .- -.-- (Im gay)
Joe:WTF
Bob:- .... .- - ... / .-. .. --. .... - (Thats right)

by CumSlayer December 16, 2021

Vjaja

Its the child way of saying vagina

Boy Kid; Whats a Vjaja?
Mom; ...
Boy Kid; im a visual learner by the way
Mom; Im going to find your dad at the milk store

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Chick with a dick

some one with a mental illness

P1; he are a chick with a dick or is it a she?
P2; I can fit my dick in my butt
P1; wat?

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Lost the will to live

Its a thing that I have lost many years ago

I have lost the will to live another day

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022