cum cancer

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

by cumdragon April 08, 2015

rudolph cock

Your cock after u have sexual intercourse with a girl who is menstrating

Merry xmas to me i have rudolph cock

by cumdragon March 27, 2015

dried piss

after pissing in a pan and cooking it in the oven on 350 degrees for 20 minutes you can scrape the dried piss off the pan and enjoy piss powder for instant piss when mixed with water. In some parts of africa dried piss is snorted for a euphoric hi

Dried piss is way better than kool aid

by cumdragon March 27, 2015

fart gel

A gel you spread inside your buttcheeks to make your farts loud

Wow that was a loud fart are u using fart gel
Yes i am
Can i have some
No its my fart gel for my ass only
Can i just borrow some of the gel you already used
U meanthe gl currently in my ass
Yes

Ok fine

by cumdragon April 09, 2015

cumtuary

Where cum goes when its dead

I have a sock that is a cumtuary

by cumdragon April 09, 2015

cum tan

Word for a very pale person

That irish girl has a nice cum tan

by cumdragon April 09, 2015

cameleon cock

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment

I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too

by cumdragon April 08, 2015