CumDragon's definitions

dried piss

after pissing in a pan and cooking it in the oven on 350 degrees for 20 minutes you can scrape the dried piss off the pan and enjoy piss powder for instant piss when mixed with water. In some parts of africa dried piss is snorted for a euphoric hi

Dried piss is way better than kool aid

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

pussy diving

When a woman is such a whore , her pussy is so loose from being dominated by countless cocks you feel like your pussy diving

Fucking her is like pussy diving

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

rudolph cock

Your cock after u have sexual intercourse with a girl who is menstrating

Merry xmas to me i have rudolph cock

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

cameleon cock

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment

I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

pussyjuicer

A mechanical device used to extrace a womans vaginal fluid while shes sleeping

Nothing like warm pussy juice in the morning

Where did u get that
O i thought u were sleeping

Whats that a blender
No its a pussyjuicer, i suck out your pussy juice while your sleeping then drink it
Oo honey ifu wanted to drink my pussy juice u should have just asked
Really
No i want a divorce

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

cum cancer

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

maxicum

When you cum all the cum from your nuts and are left with just a ball bag with no balls until your body regenerates more cum

Im gona kick you in the balls
Go ahead i just maxicumed

by cumdragon April 8, 2015