CumDragon's definitions

pussyjuicer

A mechanical device used to extrace a womans vaginal fluid while shes sleeping

Nothing like warm pussy juice in the morning

Where did u get that
O i thought u were sleeping

Whats that a blender
No its a pussyjuicer, i suck out your pussy juice while your sleeping then drink it
Oo honey ifu wanted to drink my pussy juice u should have just asked
Really
No i want a divorce

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

Rhys Marshall

Big Dicked Motherfucka

WOAH! Ron Jeremy is such a Rhys Marshall

by CumDragon July 11, 2011

pussy diving

When a woman is such a whore , her pussy is so loose from being dominated by countless cocks you feel like your pussy diving

Fucking her is like pussy diving

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

fart gel

A gel you spread inside your buttcheeks to make your farts loud

Wow that was a loud fart are u using fart gel
Yes i am
Can i have some
No its my fart gel for my ass only
Can i just borrow some of the gel you already used
U meanthe gl currently in my ass
Yes

Ok fine

by cumdragon April 9, 2015

rudolph cock

Your cock after u have sexual intercourse with a girl who is menstrating

Merry xmas to me i have rudolph cock

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

cum tan

Word for a very pale person

That irish girl has a nice cum tan

by cumdragon April 9, 2015

dried piss

after pissing in a pan and cooking it in the oven on 350 degrees for 20 minutes you can scrape the dried piss off the pan and enjoy piss powder for instant piss when mixed with water. In some parts of africa dried piss is snorted for a euphoric hi

Dried piss is way better than kool aid

by cumdragon March 29, 2015