Cryptic's definitions

bung chung

A word that has no particular meaning. However, Nigerians tend to take great offense to it.

"Bung chung."
"Moyo wangu wanituma mwema!"

by Cryptic September 9, 2005

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

anal snarf

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.

He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.

1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

niggerachio

1. A black person who is also of Italian descent.

2. An Italian person pretending to be black.

3. A derogatory term similar to "moron" or "retard".

1. A man named Chef Mario Djequavious.

2. A man named Chef Mario who calls himself Djequavious.

3. "You stupid niggerachio!"

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.

That's a Jesusian beard right there.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005