droppin mayo

or droppin mayonnaise

AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.

Guy 1: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!

by Crunchyness November 20, 2007

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

cock builder

one who builds cocks. Positive if you are a girl, negative if you are a guy. Building cock is making it grow.

Used positively: Did you see that little blond with the glasses that just walked in? She'ssuch a cock builder!

Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.

by Crunchyness May 05, 2007

hulaflage

Camoflage made out of Hawaiian prints. Hibiscus flowers and whatnot.

I dropped my hulaflaged sandal in a tree and lost it. Just blended in too well.

by Crunchyness April 29, 2007

boulderer

One who rockclimbs stictly or mainly on boulders.

I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.

by Crunchyness April 29, 2007

statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

by Crunchyness September 19, 2007

building cock

the art of raising a penis into a hard on

can be used like building my cock or whatever

this girl has been building cock all night.

I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.

by Crunchyness May 05, 2007