by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
Get the hulaflage mug.one who builds cocks. Positive if you are a girl, negative if you are a guy. Building cock is making it grow.
Used positively: Did you see that little blond with the glasses that just walked in? She'ssuch a cock builder!
Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.
Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.
by Crunchyness May 21, 2007
Get the cock builder mug.I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time
by Crunchyness March 14, 2008
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AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.
AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.
Guy 1: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!
by Crunchyness December 22, 2007
Get the droppin mayo mug.When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.
by Crunchyness June 01, 2009
Get the Spelunking mug.So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.
by Crunchyness June 20, 2007
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Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.
by Crunchyness May 28, 2007
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