Crunchyness's definitions

Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

hulaflage

Camoflage made out of Hawaiian prints. Hibiscus flowers and whatnot.

I dropped my hulaflaged sandal in a tree and lost it. Just blended in too well.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

fukkengrubble

A candy company fron the 50's.

That sign besignme says fukkengrubble!

by Crunchyness December 24, 2008

headulite

Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.

guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!

yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

High Trash

a combination of high class and white trash.

This kinda shit is High Trash:
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.

Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.

Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes

by Crunchyness June 30, 2007

crampage

the rampage of a woman with cramps

Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again

by Crunchyness February 1, 2008

the Castro

While your having sex, you slip a cigar into your partner's ass, and then when you are all finished with your session, you light the cigar up and smoke it.

You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.

see also the Chong

Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.

Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!

by Crunchyness June 25, 2009