another surreptitious term for ganja, or herb.
must be used as a person, but in code for smoking.
Can be used as just "Bob"
must be used as a person, but in code for smoking.
Can be used as just "Bob"
Guy1: Hey, you know where I can find Bob Green?
Guy2: Yeah, he's been hangin out at my place for a while.
Guy1: Well lets hang out with him.
Guy2: Sounds good, I love bob.
Guy2: Yeah, he's been hangin out at my place for a while.
Guy1: Well lets hang out with him.
Guy2: Sounds good, I love bob.
by Crunchyness May 15, 2007
While your having sex, you slip a cigar into your partner's ass, and then when you are all finished with your session, you light the cigar up and smoke it.
You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.
see also the Chong
You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.
see also the Chong
Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.
Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 25, 2009
I'm a climber but never being able to leave the city and not having the climbing gym has turned me into a builderer.
by Crunchyness April 29, 2007
Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 01, 2009
think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.
Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
by Crunchyness April 16, 2007
After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.
by Crunchyness November 02, 2009
a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
by Crunchyness September 19, 2007