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one who farms turtles for a living.
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
Get the Turtle Farmer mug.Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.
guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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Get the fukkengrubble mug.Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
by Crunchyness October 3, 2007
Get the lidgasm mug.She's a hoe, but man she's a hoeductive lil hoe. She let Gorilla Zoe and his whole crew cut her like a ginzu.
by Crunchyness January 19, 2008
Get the hoeductive mug.A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
Get the croctopus mug.I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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