A slang term for vagina, sounds even funnier than the real word and won't get you in trouble, no matter how many times you say it!
by Critical Acclaim January 31, 2009
Someone who is shown on TV often, is shown in the magazines you see while waiting in lines in grocery stores, or discussed by middle and high school preppies. These people are solely for making money for people who exploit them. 99% of them do not do anything impressing or good at all, they either do something effortless (like bad acting) or something horrible (like computerized singing) I mean AT ALL. Don't believe me? Check out the list
Britney Spears, Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudges, 50 cent, Nelly, nor any other celebrity do anything great, but are discussed by the media consistently
by Critical Acclaim March 08, 2009
A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.
Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!
Me: You can start by updating
Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...
Me: You can start by updating
Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...
by Critical Acclaim April 21, 2009
Despite what some people say, Dragonforce is actually "good" judging the quality of their songs. But there are a lot of things that make them seem bad, and tempts me to say they suck, when they really don't. A big problem is their fans who don't know shit about guitar and look at them play guitar at really fast speed and think they they
are the best guitarists ever just because they play fast. Being skilled at guitar is NOT playing really really fast, it is being creative and being able to do things hardly anyone else can. Look at Jimi Hendrix, he played with his teeth for the love of Jesus! Dragonforce cannot play with their teeth (I'm not trying to insult Dragonforce, I'm just making a point that Jimi is a better guitarist.) And before any homo tries to give me a thumbs down, Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist that ever lived, go to your music store (the people there know real music) and ask any employee who the best guitarist that ever lived was. They will all say Jimi Hendrix, no question. Also, a lot of their songs sound very much the same. Not all of them, but enough that would make people point it out. Also they get old. Even the Dragonforce fans have to admit their style gets old kind of quickly. Fast guitar playing gets boring after a while! And one last thing. Dragonforce is NOT the best band ever. Not even close. Once again, I'm not saying they're bad, they are good but there are much better bands.
are the best guitarists ever just because they play fast. Being skilled at guitar is NOT playing really really fast, it is being creative and being able to do things hardly anyone else can. Look at Jimi Hendrix, he played with his teeth for the love of Jesus! Dragonforce cannot play with their teeth (I'm not trying to insult Dragonforce, I'm just making a point that Jimi is a better guitarist.) And before any homo tries to give me a thumbs down, Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist that ever lived, go to your music store (the people there know real music) and ask any employee who the best guitarist that ever lived was. They will all say Jimi Hendrix, no question. Also, a lot of their songs sound very much the same. Not all of them, but enough that would make people point it out. Also they get old. Even the Dragonforce fans have to admit their style gets old kind of quickly. Fast guitar playing gets boring after a while! And one last thing. Dragonforce is NOT the best band ever. Not even close. Once again, I'm not saying they're bad, they are good but there are much better bands.
Gay person: Man Dragonforce is awesome they play so fast!
Straight person: Dragonforce is OK but skill isn't based on speed dipshit.
Gay person: Yeah it is!
Straight person: Dumbfuck you don't know shit about guitar!
Gay person: Yeah huh through the fire and flames is the hardest song on Guitar Hero.
Straight person: Guitar Hero is just a game! Idiot it's not real guitar! (Even though it is fun)
Straight person: Dragonforce is OK but skill isn't based on speed dipshit.
Gay person: Yeah it is!
Straight person: Dumbfuck you don't know shit about guitar!
Gay person: Yeah huh through the fire and flames is the hardest song on Guitar Hero.
Straight person: Guitar Hero is just a game! Idiot it's not real guitar! (Even though it is fun)
by Critical Acclaim June 26, 2008
When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important
Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch
Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch
Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")
by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009
by Critical Acclaim March 02, 2009
First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say
Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!
Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays
Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!
AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty
Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays
Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!
AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty
by Critical Acclaim May 16, 2009