Critical Acclaim's definitions

Noticiero Univision

A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.

I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob

Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)

Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)

Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!

True story

by Critical Acclaim July 30, 2009

Habit Conversion

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important

Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009

happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say

Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!

Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays

Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!

AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty

by Critical Acclaim May 16, 2009

Thither

The person above me is WRONG, thither is an old Shakespearean-time way of saying "there." He didn't use here and there, he used hither and thither.

Shakespeare: Go thither

Me: Why can't you just say "there?"

by Critical Acclaim May 8, 2009

Conficker

A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.

Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!

Me: You can start by updating

Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...

by Critical Acclaim April 21, 2009

Celebrity

Someone who is shown on TV often, is shown in the magazines you see while waiting in lines in grocery stores, or discussed by middle and high school preppies. These people are solely for making money for people who exploit them. 99% of them do not do anything impressing or good at all, they either do something effortless (like bad acting) or something horrible (like computerized singing) I mean AT ALL. Don't believe me? Check out the list

Britney Spears, Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudges, 50 cent, Nelly, nor any other celebrity do anything great, but are discussed by the media consistently

by Critical Acclaim March 8, 2009

WASL

Wasting a Student's Life

That is the actual meaning of WASL, kept within the few.

by Critical Acclaim March 2, 2009