Conficker

A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.
Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!

Me: You can start by updating

Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...
by Critical Acclaim April 21, 2009
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Dragonforce

Despite what some people say, Dragonforce is actually "good" judging the quality of their songs. But there are a lot of things that make them seem bad, and tempts me to say they suck, when they really don't. A big problem is their fans who don't know shit about guitar and look at them play guitar at really fast speed and think they they
are the best guitarists ever just because they play fast. Being skilled at guitar is NOT playing really really fast, it is being creative and being able to do things hardly anyone else can. Look at Jimi Hendrix, he played with his teeth for the love of Jesus! Dragonforce cannot play with their teeth (I'm not trying to insult Dragonforce, I'm just making a point that Jimi is a better guitarist.) And before any homo tries to give me a thumbs down, Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist that ever lived, go to your music store (the people there know real music) and ask any employee who the best guitarist that ever lived was. They will all say Jimi Hendrix, no question. Also, a lot of their songs sound very much the same. Not all of them, but enough that would make people point it out. Also they get old. Even the Dragonforce fans have to admit their style gets old kind of quickly. Fast guitar playing gets boring after a while! And one last thing. Dragonforce is NOT the best band ever. Not even close. Once again, I'm not saying they're bad, they are good but there are much better bands.
Gay person: Man Dragonforce is awesome they play so fast!

Straight person: Dragonforce is OK but skill isn't based on speed dipshit.

Gay person: Yeah it is!

Straight person: Dumbfuck you don't know shit about guitar!

Gay person: Yeah huh through the fire and flames is the hardest song on Guitar Hero.

Straight person: Guitar Hero is just a game! Idiot it's not real guitar! (Even though it is fun)
by Critical Acclaim June 26, 2008
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Habit Conversion

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important
Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")
by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009
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PeoplePC

Short for peoplePC online, about the slowest, least secure, and overall suckiest ISP ever, yes, even worse than AOL. Do you remember those commercials several years back about it?
PeoplePC can at least send me free coasters every week
by Critical Acclaim January 21, 2009
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Limewire

A tool that allows you to steal music from your favorite artist's and is like no other in revealing who all the selfish people in the world really are.
Joe: Man I have Limewire and I get all my songs for free!

John: But dude that is stealing, don't you remember "Thou shalt not steal?

Joe: So? Everyone uses it!

John: If everyone was gay would you be gay?

Joe: Douchee
by Critical Acclaim August 02, 2008
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My nigga

Obama is my nigga
by Critical Acclaim January 21, 2009
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6/6/06

The date when all the stupid preppies and tv zombies thought it was going to be the end of the world because of the similarity of the date with the mark of the beast, 666. For everyone that thought that, the bible states that no one but God knows when the world will end, so get your facts right. Oh and there was also a crappy movie about it.
Middle School Preppie: AHH! It's 6/6/06 and we're all gonna die!!!!!!

Educated Person: Idiot no one knows when the world is going to end, the bible doesn't say anything about the number of the date.

Middle School Preppy: Yeah but still it's 666 AHHHHHHHH!
by Critical Acclaim March 01, 2009
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