Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Heart-Shaped Ass

A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.

"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"

by creedmoor October 23, 2004

Stiffo

A boner, hard-on, erection, etc. Not, however, the sixth Marx Brother.

"Jeez, even to this day that Pat Nixon sure gives me a stiffo!"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Fire Fart

Ingridients:
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.

"P. U. I just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart."

by creedmoor May 06, 2006

Brights

The high-beams of you car's headlights.

"Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five miles!"

by creedmoor August 14, 2006

Oscar Bait

A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.

"'Good Will Hunting' and 'I am Sam' are sickening examples of Oscar bait."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Diarrhea of Anne Frank

And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"

Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

by creedmoor August 15, 2006