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ph33r

ph33r my l33t skillz bi0tch!!!
by craig November 24, 2002
mugGet the ph33rmug.

on her reds

when a woman is on her period
by craig March 11, 2003
mugGet the on her redsmug.

chav dog

A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.
At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.
by Craig September 10, 2004
mugGet the chav dogmug.

Borket

Taken from the Borket Family of Ipswich in Australia who choose to breed internally so their family tree has no branches despite seeking medical advise against incest. Term hence used to describe an incredibly stupid act.
You Borket!
by Craig November 24, 2003
mugGet the Borketmug.

Aerospace Party

A meeting on Thursdays at a fucking amazing sports bar where men get together to talk about chicks, beer, and how much we hate school...oh yeah, and L/D Max.
Man, that Aerospace Party was fun, good thing I was using my L/D/ Max
by Craig April 1, 2005
mugGet the Aerospace Partymug.

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
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There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
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by craig May 9, 2004
mugGet the There's a knife in my eye!mug.

Cuckoo

Someone who has lost the plot and has no idea what time of day it is. Often talks incessantly about nothing in particular, regardless of whether you are listening to them or not. Also bonkers and hatstand.
You know Nichola King? She's totally cuckoo
by Craig May 10, 2004
mugGet the Cuckoomug.

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