Craig's definitions

Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles

"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."

by Craig September 14, 2004

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

chav dog

A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.

At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.

by Craig September 10, 2004

Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.

Every job I've been in

by Craig September 7, 2004

Double yoker

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders

by Craig August 27, 2004

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

Ando

Fine strain of marijunana

This shit is totally Ando

by craig July 16, 2004