Definitions by Craig
chav dog
A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.
Shit job
An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.
Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
Double yoker
"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders
Double yoker by Craig August 27, 2004
Nob shiner
When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.
Nob shiner by Craig August 10, 2004