When Taiwan promises the fifteen countries that still have diplomatic ties with her to help them buy Covid-19 vaccines as long as Taiwanese money is not used to procure China’s home-grown, half-trialed vaccines.
Beijing tried to bribe a number of vulnerable poor nations in Latin America, the Caribbean, and the Pacific, by promising to help them with their Covid-🇹🇼 and financial crises if they would just ditch Taiwan for China.
by Covido March 24, 2021
Get the Covid-🇹🇼mug. A label given to someone who tries to cheat or rob others or the authorities during the coronavirus pandemic—for instance, a bogus law enforcer who catches others who don’t wear a mask, then expects to be bribed so that the victims could avoid paying a hefty fine or being sent to jail.
Thousands of con-19s have emerged from all corners of the globe to prey on the gullible and the superstitious folks.
by Covido November 29, 2020
Get the Con-19mug. Also known as Covid-somnia. Experiencing sleeplessness—getting arguably less than seven hours of sleep—due to the stress of life during the coronavirus crisis, with possible long-term health hazards like obesity, depression, cardiovascular disease, and diabetes.
Guesstimate how many millions of people worldwide are suffering from coronasomnia, often triggered by lockdowns, quarantines, unemployment, postponement of surgeries, and loss of loved ones due to Covid-19.
by Covido January 31, 2021
Get the Coronasomniamug. Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists claim that global vaccination would signal to Covid-19 that its days are numbered, before it eventually gets wiped out from Earth (and possibly from other planets as well).
by Covido November 26, 2020
Get the COVID-Ømug. Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”
From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the COVID-Ømug. When someone who has been vaccinated could still be infected and tested positive for the coronavirus for a few common reasons, such as there is a lag between vaccination and protection; the vaccine doesn’t work retroactively; and the vaccine may be ineffective against new variants of the virus.
by Covido February 03, 2021
Get the CoⓋid-19⁺mug. When the feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot blasphemously or irreverently pray to the Virgin Mary to deliver them from Dictator Putin, by alluding to the alleged collaboration between Russian Orthodox priests and the KGB since the fall of Communism.
Protesters against Russian human rights abuses could often be heard reciting a punk prayer at anti-Putin rallies.
by Covido April 08, 2022
Get the Punk Prayermug.