The act of taking Monday off from work/class because you got crunk so hard over the weekend that you couldn't recover in time. The joke is that you're celebrating "St Monday's Day" and so you can't come to work.
The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".
The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".
"This, and my being esteem'd a pretty good riggite, that is, a jocular verbal satirist, supported my consequence in the society. My constant attendance (I never making a St. Monday) recommended me to the master; and my uncommon quickness at composing occasioned my being put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally better paid. So I went on now very agreeably."
-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
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Get the St. Monday mug.The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.
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Get the Colombian Flu mug.Money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it.
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Get the money mug.A contest held between two or more competitors in which a set amount of beer is ingested by all competitors at regular intervals, usually one beer/minute. A competitor is declared "out" when he or she vomits. The last competitor to have not vomited is the winner. One-on-one domes are usually announced by chants of "Two men enter, one man leaves."
May also be used to refer to the act of participating in a dome.
May also be used to refer to the act of participating in a dome.
"I won the dome last night by drinking 13 beers in 13 minutes."
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"Did you see those guys doming last night?"
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"Did you see those guys doming last night?"
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Get the jimjams mug.A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".
As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?
Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.
Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.
Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
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