39 definitions by Cortana Dragoon

The basic necessities of life

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.

Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?

The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.

by Cortana Dragoon June 25, 2005

A really shitty show on Nickelodeon. Centers around a twelve-year-old kid with superpowers and his dysfunctional homosexual friends.

This show is worse than Spongebob and I'm not lying.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.

by Cortana Dragoon June 18, 2005

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon June 18, 2005

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005

1. A cool (or not cool) pic that appears below your name on forum sites.
2. The personification of something infinite, usually a god.

1. He had a Boohbah avatar so I hired a hitman to kill him.
2. My friends say he's the Avatar of Apollo because he's so sexy.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005