Definitions by Cornholio

Crow Jimism

Practice of white folks trying to be cool or hip or enlightened of praising everything African-American, no matter what. A pun on Jim Crow.

It's sheer Crow Jimism to like some of the sitcoms on UPN

Crow Jimism by cornholio October 9, 2003

That Old Fish Smell 

The pungent aroma of engorged pussy.

As soon as I went down on her, there was that lovely Old Fish Smell.

That Old Fish Smell by cornholio October 9, 2003

media 

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

media by cornholio October 6, 2003

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

cut the mustard by cornholio October 6, 2003

butt-crack 

Cleavage between the glutei maximi; the Anal Valley

With the new navel-revealing fashions, teeny boppers have to wax their butt-cracks as well as their bushes

butt-crack by cornholio October 6, 2003

Venus butterfly 

A sex toy that stimulates the vulva externally.

There she was in the teachers' lounge, smiling; all you could hear was the buzzing of the Venus butterfly

Venus butterfly by cornholio October 4, 2003

Asshole 

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole

Fall River is the asshole of the world

Asshole by cornholio October 4, 2003