cornholio

A terrorist named Cornholio who needs TP for his bunghole.

I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Cornholio August 15, 2003

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

fangul

The finger; digitus impudicus; an Italian fuck you

Fangul! gestured Giovanni, at which point I kicked him in the balls.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself

"Eat my pork, bitch!"

by cornholio October 11, 2003

butt-crack

Cleavage between the glutei maximi; the Anal Valley

With the new navel-revealing fashions, teeny boppers have to wax their butt-cracks as well as their bushes

by cornholio October 06, 2003

ankle-biter

A little kid; a rug rat.

Only ankle-biters like Barney; everyone else wants to barbecue him.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 03, 2003