Definitions by Cornholio

Napoleon

A short person who fancies himself hot shit.

Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!

Napoleon by cornholio October 16, 2003

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

mackerel snapper by cornholio October 16, 2003

El Rushbo 

Affectionate nickname for the brilliant and eccentric Rush Limbaugh.

El Rushbo didn't think much of Arnold, at first.

El Rushbo by cornholio October 16, 2003

Fascist Island 

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

Fascist Island by cornholio October 16, 2003

handballing 

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

Handballing is a true expression of boy-love

handballing by cornholio October 16, 2003

horse shit 

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

horse shit by cornholio October 14, 2003

kvetch 

Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)

I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.

kvetch by cornholio October 14, 2003