winker

Baby word for a pecker or Johnson.

He has such a cute little winker, but he should keep his fly zipped. He'll learn when he's five.

by cornholio October 19, 2003

punch line

The last line of a joke, the one that makes it funny, or makes it a groaner

If the punch line is "Do we have time?" what's the line before? "Fuck the sheep!"

by cornholio October 12, 2003

Stalinoid

Bolshevik allegedly sympathetic to the former Soviet Union and its dead dictator.

He was a Stalinoid who was working in the Kucinich campaign.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Napoleon

A short person who fancies himself hot shit.

Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!

by cornholio October 16, 2003

colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Blech

Feh}. Yuck. Phooey.

Blech! Worse than Taco Bell!

by cornholio October 15, 2003

Alcoholics Anonymous

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.

Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.

by cornholio October 13, 2003