Cornholio's definitions

roman

Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.

Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

troll

(1) Homeless person who lives, e.g., under a bridge;
(2) To go to a bar or other similar venue, looking for sexual companionship.

(1) That troll wants us to give him money because his sign says he loves Jesus;
(2) Let's go down to Cheers and troll for some poon-tang.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

purple haze

Slang for either LSD or purple cannabis.
originally meaning LSD(according to dictionaries and drug resources)
more recently redefined and popularized in refference to purple cannabis.
Both usages are correct, however it is more commonly used in refference to cannabis.
... also a popular song by Jimi Hendrix written under the influence of LSD...

"Got weed on the ton
I'm bangin with my hand up her dress like, unh
I'll make her cum, purple haze in my lungs"-THE GAME (f/ 50 Cent) LYRICS This Is How We Do

"Purple haze all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?" - Jimi Hendrix Lyrics Purple Haze

"Are You Experienced, one time I just heard that recently, I must have been high or something. Yeah, when I heard it, it was like, um, I said, 'Damn! I wonder where my head was at, when I said all those things,' you know. But I don't consider that more invention of psychedelic, 'cause it's asking a lot of questions. I said, 'Damn! Wait a minute, I feel ... you know, 'scuse me while I do this,' for a second maybe, it could be stuff like goin' in different strange areas and all this, like most curious people do. And I just happened to put it on "Purple Haze." But the way I write things, I just write them in, with a clash between reality and fantasy mostly... ALTHAM: Well, I think psychedelic to most people has connotations with LSD.

HENDRIX: Oh, you mean strictly LSD? You mean with that type of consciousness?

ALTHAM: Yeah, with dreams...

HENDRIX: Oh right! Oh yeah, well you have to give them a little bit of it to dream on, because so they can hear it over again, 'cause they might be in a different mood. Well, dreams come from different moods. So it's nothin' but moody... you know laughs." -Keith Altham Interview with Jimi Hendrix 1970

by Cornholio February 10, 2005

cookie pusher

An effete type, given to dainty entertainments; a diplomat, pejoratively.

I went to the cocktail party; nothing but cookie-pushers talking about the Norman Mailer

by cornholio October 14, 2003

tuna fish

The Scent of a Woman, so some say.

"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "

by cornholio October 9, 2003

OB-GYN

A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist."

I was an amateur OB-GYN before my arrest. I liked sticking my nose into women's snatches.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003