153 definitions by Cornholio

shlemiel

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

by Cornholio October 5, 2003

fangul

The finger; digitus impudicus; an Italian fuck you

Fangul! gestured Giovanni, at which point I kicked him in the balls.

by Cornholio October 15, 2003

horse pukky

horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense

Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!

by Cornholio October 13, 2003

toolies

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

by Cornholio October 13, 2003

winker

Baby word for a pecker or Johnson.

He has such a cute little winker, but he should keep his fly zipped. He'll learn when he's five.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

sleazopoid

Sleazoid, only more or less so.

Down at the Savon, Chuckie was reading Hustler and cackling. What a sleazopoid!

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by Cornholio October 16, 2003