Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cornholio

no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

no-nuts by cornholio October 16, 2003

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

shit fire by cornholio October 16, 2003

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

Irish twins by cornholio October 16, 2003

Word of the Day on March 17, 2011

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

shuffle by cornholio October 16, 2003

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

Bolshevik allegedly sympathetic to the former Soviet Union and its dead dictator.

He was a Stalinoid who was working in the Kucinich campaign.

Stalinoid by cornholio October 16, 2003