Indoctrication

The process of ensuring generational stupidity through indoctrinating education in order to develop an easily herded, hive-minded, imbecilic Idiocracy.

(definition summitted by Cornelius Gotchberg)
It's not DickLess's fault he's a mouth breathing moron, Indoctrication from an early age did that.
by Cornelius Gotchberg May 16, 2022
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Toxic Victimology

A chronic, sometimes acute, intellectually, spiritually, existentially, & psychologically debilitating condition that affects privileged sub-sets of the human race that have been led to believe by White Lefty Guilt suffocated SJW's and assorted other nutless wonder Lefties, that they're a preferred status/protected class.

Toxic Victimology leads sufferers to believe their shit doesn't stink, ergo, they're not beholden to the societal constraints imposed upon the great unwashed.
Jussie Smollett suffers from severe Toxic Victimology.
by Cornelius Gotchberg March 06, 2019
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AWFUL

*A*ffluent *W*hite *F*eminista *Ü*ber *L*efty An insufferably clueless, ideologically certified X-Chromosomal Unit who's comically myopic opinions are selected solely from the Despicable Lefty World View Cafeteria, ergo, have no standing in a fact-based Universe.
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Alexandria 0CRAZY0-Cortez is a textbook example of an AWFUL
by Cornelius Gotchberg December 20, 2024
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Teatart

A female Teacher that dresses like a 'tart,' drawing the hormone-infused interest of her adolescent, immature, shallow male students, and likely that of their fathers as well.
'Did you see that tight sweater Ms. Lee-Harvey was poured into today? What a Teatart!'
by Cornelius Gotchberg July 29, 2015
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The Gotch's Razor

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.
Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor
by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018
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Purple Herman

Tweaking the nipple region with a thumb and fore finger.
The Gotch gave Mikey a Purple Herman for taking the last piece of pizza.
by Cornelius Gotchberg June 06, 2015
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Zoltar Zinger!

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!
by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019
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