Definitions by Corey Jackson

Wet Polar Beared 

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

Wet Polar Beared by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009

Parents Red Mess 

When your parents text eachother about sex and perform it while your mom has her period!

Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"

based on true story!!

Parents Red Mess by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008

Cunt Classic 

Another name for a girls softball tournament.

Lisa - "Hey Jina, you playin in the cunt classic"
Jina - "yeah, but after we win, we should scissor afterwards."

Cunt Classic by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

Moist Polar Bear by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

The Chunky Hamburger 

Two fat white chicks sexually sandwiching a black man

Look at ole' Rosie and Amanda pulling a SICK "The Chunky Hamburger" on Darnell!"

The Chunky Hamburger by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

European Hurricane 

The process of sucking Yak semen through a straw and farting the leftover onto a dwarf.

Wow, what a freak, Angela just gave a European Hurricane to WeeMan!

European Hurricane by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

scramdoodle cakes 

fried scramdoodle "jizz", put onto a frier, fried till crisp, then ate with syrup and fresh scramdoodle
Ingredients:

Instant Pancake Mix

Milk

Jizz

and topping of your choosing :)

"Yo grandma make me some fresh scramdoodle cakes for my fat ass"

scramdoodle cakes by Corey Jackson January 9, 2008