European Hurricane

The process of sucking Yak semen through a straw and farting the leftover onto a dwarf.

Wow, what a freak, Angela just gave a European Hurricane to WeeMan!

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

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Parents Red Mess

When your parents text eachother about sex and perform it while your mom has her period!

Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"

based on true story!!

by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008

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Wet Polar Beared

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

by Corey Jackson September 06, 2009

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Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

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scramdoodle cakes

fried scramdoodle "jizz", put onto a frier, fried till crisp, then ate with syrup and fresh scramdoodle
Ingredients:

Instant Pancake Mix

Milk

Jizz

and topping of your choosing :)

"Yo grandma make me some fresh scramdoodle cakes for my fat ass"

by Corey Jackson January 09, 2008

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