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Damn the Torpedoes

A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by Conor May 13, 2005
mugGet the Damn the Torpedoesmug.

Toe Fuck

To stroke a mans Genitals (or how ever the hell you'd spell it) with you toes, until he gets an eriction.
I was at Toys R Us when she gave me a toe fuck!!
by Conor June 19, 2006
mugGet the Toe Fuckmug.

Yer ma

Yer ma is an insult often used by "mokes", "steeks", "spides" and "millies".

Basically it means your mother, often return firing an insult, or saying I had (slept) with your mother.

Return fire with something like "You did mate.. I would seriously consider visiting a doctor about that, coulda caught something" "What would you rate her? 8 out of 10? She's good isn't she?" "My "You dug her up from the ground you sick bastard?!" "She's dead" (I hate this one..) "She's had a lot of people you know."
"AHhh You're crap!"
"Ay yer ma!

(Listen to my audio definition.. it's of how a steek would pronounce it)
by Conor July 2, 2004
mugGet the Yer mamug.

yipster

a word used to describe a penis. a slang term, made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris.
you need to chill with that ig' stuff yo, and just yimmy the yipster
by conor March 31, 2005
mugGet the yipstermug.

greekified

making a man feel as though his penis is as small as one in a traditional greek statue
Tom greekified Jim and his 2 inch penis.
by Conor March 31, 2003
mugGet the greekifiedmug.

randommer

Randomer is a word used in Northern Ireland and I've heard it for a long while now.. don't know if it's used anywhere else.

The word randommer is a noun, referring to a person there are a few different ways in which it is used

1) People you've never met before, you've just randomly found them.

2) Someone who comes out with random statements, acts strangely, obtruse.

3) Can almost be used like a member of the general population.
1) Last night, I hung about with a bunch of randommers. They were okay.

2) Conor is such a friggin randommer!

3) Go up and ask those randommers for a smoke.
by Conor May 17, 2004
mugGet the randommermug.

World Domination

something i(we) will have
after we have world domination (destruction)we will travel to a new planet..and hoe is coming with us...cough cough
by Conor July 28, 2003
mugGet the World Dominationmug.

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