A various and/or mysterious sexually transmitted disease
"I told him not to fuck with Harry, but now he gots dah bobbins"
" Man don't fuck with LaRonda man, you'll get the bobbins"
" Man don't fuck with LaRonda man, you'll get the bobbins"
by Conor November 07, 2004

a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)
o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.
FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!
HnR)Alacrity
FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!
HnR)Alacrity
by Conor July 03, 2003

a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.
originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.
originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.
by conor March 03, 2005

Intercontinental Petroleum Bomb
This is a name for a petrol bomb which some guy has managed to hurl a fucking long distance. I dunno, if you could hit the white house from the falls road, but it's worth ago.
This is a name for a petrol bomb which some guy has managed to hurl a fucking long distance. I dunno, if you could hit the white house from the falls road, but it's worth ago.
by Conor May 22, 2004

place where indie kids who are too cool for real people make imaginary internet friends who they feel they can relate to
by Conor June 25, 2004

1. A mnemonic used by a group of Jr. High students to memorize the names of Middle Eastern countries. Comes from the Someforeignlanguagian roots "Tasi", meaning "eat" or "to eat", "bli", meaning "many" or "numerous", and "quijosky", meaning "salamanders", or "salamanders".
2. A word often used to insult sesquippedaliophobiacs.
2. A word often used to insult sesquippedaliophobiacs.
by Conor December 04, 2004

A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!
me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
by conor April 04, 2006
