Definitions by Conor

holy moses 

a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.

Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!

holy moses by conor March 3, 2005

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

Damn the Torpedoes by Conor February 16, 2005

Tasibliquijosky 

1. A mnemonic used by a group of Jr. High students to memorize the names of Middle Eastern countries. Comes from the Someforeignlanguagian roots "Tasi", meaning "eat" or "to eat", "bli", meaning "many" or "numerous", and "quijosky", meaning "salamanders", or "salamanders".

2. A word often used to insult sesquippedaliophobiacs.

2. Billy is such a tasibliquijosky that he flinches at the mention of "tasibl--"

Tasibliquijosky by Conor December 4, 2004

bobbins 

A various and/or mysterious sexually transmitted disease

"I told him not to fuck with Harry, but now he gots dah bobbins"

" Man don't fuck with LaRonda man, you'll get the bobbins"

bobbins by Conor November 7, 2004

Yer ma 

Yer ma is an insult often used by "mokes", "steeks", "spides" and "millies".

Basically it means your mother, often return firing an insult, or saying I had (slept) with your mother.

Return fire with something like "You did mate.. I would seriously consider visiting a doctor about that, coulda caught something" "What would you rate her? 8 out of 10? She's good isn't she?" "My "You dug her up from the ground you sick bastard?!" "She's dead" (I hate this one..) "She's had a lot of people you know."

"AHhh You're crap!"
"Ay yer ma!

(Listen to my audio definition.. it's of how a steek would pronounce it)

Yer ma by Conor July 2, 2004

SCWB 

place where indie kids who are too cool for real people make imaginary internet friends who they feel they can relate to

"can jimmy come to the game tonight"
"im sorry, im afraid hes still on the scwb"

SCWB by Conor June 25, 2004

sucks to be you 

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

sucks to be you by Conor June 15, 2004