sucks to be you

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

by Conor June 15, 2004

cantinese

a language made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris. the language takes regular english and takes the first letter(s) (more than one if it is like ch or sh) off the word and replaces it with a y. it does not take all the words and do this, only ones that make sense with a y.

your so annoying just yut up, yackbar

by conor March 31, 2005

M-16

The M-16 is a standard assault rifle used by American military. It was well known for it's use during the vietnam war by American soldiers. Whilst bullets fired at a high velocity and it is considered an accurate gun, many feel the AK47 is a much more useful gun.

Whilst the AK47 was durable and rarely jammed, the M-16 suffered from needing to be cleaned often and maintained. It was perhaps too complex and it's power was a little lacking. At close range, in the forests of Cambodia and Vietnam the Kalashnikov was much more useful. For the AK47 was able to shoot holes in trees and it's automatic whilst inaccurate could tear down trees. The M-16 barely made dents. Also when it came to hand to hand, try wopping someone over the head with an M-16, then try doing it with an AK47, see the difference? AK47 works, M-16 doesn't.

An M-16 wielding GI was shot with an AK47 by a Vietcong

by Conor May 01, 2004

yipster

a word used to describe a penis. a slang term, made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris.

you need to chill with that ig' stuff yo, and just yimmy the yipster

by conor March 31, 2005

Toe Fuck

To stroke a mans Genitals (or how ever the hell you'd spell it) with you toes, until he gets an eriction.

I was at Toys R Us when she gave me a toe fuck!!

by Conor June 19, 2006

greekified

making a man feel as though his penis is as small as one in a traditional greek statue

Tom greekified Jim and his 2 inch penis.

by Conor March 31, 2003

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor February 16, 2005