Definitions by Confuction

Buffaroon 

A subspecies of "Buffoon". Often thought to be much more daft than a buffoon, with antics far more extreme than a lunatic, putting him/her far beyond the margin of "just being an Idiot".

I'm never drinking with him again, (me either!!) I don't blame ya, because he acts like a buffaroon everytime!!!

Buffaroon by Confuction September 24, 2020

Porta-Gweeze 

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".

I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.

Porta-Gweeze by Confuction September 24, 2020

Goaling 

To engage in a deviant sexual act with your family.

I heard Kevin was goaling with his sister last night.. Yeah dude, he's such a goaler.

Goaling by Confuction September 23, 2020

Clip Clop 

To beat somebody up.

I clip clopped Tony last night.

Clip Clop by Confuction March 29, 2020

Arn 

A street slang term for a Ritalin & DXM cocktail with dissociative and hallucinogenic effects similar to PCP or some dirty ass MDMA.
Arn can come in Capsules or colorful tablets with stamps pictures and logos.
Arn is extremely dangerous because it is usually cut with other substances such as MDMA, cocaine, heroin or another psychedelic.
Arn is sometimes sold as other drugs like Ecstasy (MDMA), LSD, Ketamine or even PCP, so users who think they are buying these drugs often don't know what they're actually getting. Not much is known about the use of Arn and there are no reports of any deaths from the drug.

I got so high on Arn that I couldn't figure out where my feet were!

Arn by Confuction July 19, 2017

ikey tikey

To have cut off multiple fingers, very bloody, and have at least one finger left sticking up.

Don't play with that! you'll get ikey tikey!

ikey tikey by Confuction July 12, 2017

Splickety Splades 

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey

Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!

Splickety Splades by Confuction July 12, 2017