Confuction's definitions

I'd've Rather'd've

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".

I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.

by Confuction October 23, 2020

Blowapiece

The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.

Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"

by Confuction October 27, 2020

Banged-out

Colloquial term for getting beat up or knocked out.

Timmy keeps talking trash about Scotty-B, he's asking the get himself banged-out in a hurry.
SCOTTY: " I'should go bang that idiot out."

by Confuction December 16, 2020

Chaggot

Derogatory : Child Molester / Pedofile / Predator.

R. Kelly is such a chaggot, I hope he rots in jail!!

by Confuction December 6, 2020

Splickety Splades

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey

Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!

by Confuction July 12, 2017

Arn

A street slang term for a Ritalin & DXM cocktail with dissociative and hallucinogenic effects similar to PCP or some dirty ass MDMA.
Arn can come in Capsules or colorful tablets with stamps pictures and logos.
Arn is extremely dangerous because it is usually cut with other substances such as MDMA, cocaine, heroin or another psychedelic.
Arn is sometimes sold as other drugs like Ecstasy (MDMA), LSD, Ketamine or even PCP, so users who think they are buying these drugs often don't know what they're actually getting. Not much is known about the use of Arn and there are no reports of any deaths from the drug.

I got so high on Arn that I couldn't figure out where my feet were!

by Confuction July 19, 2017

banana stick

A cute girlfriend. most oftenly a blonde..

i think i'm going to set up a pof and try to a banana stick.

by Confuction October 12, 2021