21 definitions by Confuction

The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.
Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"
by Confuction October 27, 2020
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To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey
Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!
by Confuction July 12, 2017
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To be having fun on ecstasy and sitting in a chair jiving to the grooves closing you eyes for a second and you suddenly lose consciousness and drift out.. (Death)
He was jiving and having a good time to the tunes and sat down in the chair where he closed his eyes for what was supposed to be a second and he decimal'd out... It's tragic... a bad decimal-out it was
by Confuction August 12, 2021
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A cute girlfriend. most oftenly a blonde..
i think i'm going to set up a pof and try to a banana stick.
by Confuction October 12, 2021
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Putting a new twist on something classic!!
I thought the original method was kinda old and outdated, so I pulled an Indie!!
by Confuction February 15, 2021
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Derogatory : Child Molester / Pedofile / Predator.
R. Kelly is such a chaggot, I hope he rots in jail!!
by Confuction December 6, 2020
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