Porta-Gweeze Share definition Flag A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway". I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese. Porta-Gweeze by Confuction September 24, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Porta-Gweeze mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch