ColdFusion's definitions

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

astyanax

a mythological greek hero, but much more interestingly a videogame with a kick-ass plot (drama, death, sacrifice, scary dreams, guys with naked thighs, everything!) for the NES.

"Astyanax... Astyanax... you are chosen or something... come rescue me..." -- dream thingy with groovy music

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

fantastipotamus

an animal suggested by a daughter of Ron Howard in an episode of The Simpsons. it only sings three times a day.

"Hurry daddy or we'll miss the fantastipotamus! She only sings three times a day!"

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

beav

abbr. of Beaver especially as a nickname of a nickname of one Robert "Beaver" Cleaver.

"Hey Beav, why don't you commit acts of wanton destruction with me?" "Gee, I dunno Wally."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

Homer

the patriarch of The Simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.

"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

milly

Milly Thompson, the character from Trigun. Partner of Meryl Strife and incredibly tall, hot chick. She's ironically a lightweight and strips when she drinks.

"Put your clothes back on, Milly!"

by ColdFusion July 16, 2003

penes

The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.

"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."

by ColdFusion July 16, 2003