ColdFusion's definitions

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

zoid

a high-powered fighting robot evolved from a combination of insect/reptile life and strange metal called 'zoid lignite/magnite'. they come from planet zi and have been bred/evolved into machines that humans can ride in/pilot.

let's have us a zoid battle!

by ColdFusion August 7, 2003

krelbow

The other side of your elbow.
Sometimes people get eczema there, but I'm really only mentioning that so the definition is longer.

She slit her wrists straight up to the krelbows.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

astyanax

a mythological greek hero, but much more interestingly a videogame with a kick-ass plot (drama, death, sacrifice, scary dreams, guys with naked thighs, everything!) for the NES.

"Astyanax... Astyanax... you are chosen or something... come rescue me..." -- dream thingy with groovy music

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

fantastipotamus

an animal suggested by a daughter of Ron Howard in an episode of The Simpsons. it only sings three times a day.

"Hurry daddy or we'll miss the fantastipotamus! She only sings three times a day!"

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

popliteal

The back of the knee. Analogous to the krelbow.

Hot Jenny can crack a nut with her popliteal.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

by ColdFusion December 21, 2004