CognitiveFuel's definitions

Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023

Parnate

Parnate is a drug that is an MAOI (MAO Inhibitor, MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitor). The dose range is 30mg to 60mg daily (in divided doses. The starting dose is 10mg to 30mg a day. Parnate inhibits the breakdown of Dopamine, norepinephrine,, and Epinephrine (Adrenaline). In addition, parnate releases dopamine and norepinephrine, making it 1/10 the strength of amphetamine. Parnate is also called tranylcypromine

Tony: I'm taking 30mg of Parnate daily and I'm energized.

by CognitiveFuel July 13, 2023

Benzophenol

Benzophenol (Benzhydrol, Diphenylmethanol) is an intermediate in the synthesis of Modafinil, Adrafinil, and N-Methyl-Modafinil.

Tony: I synthesized N-Methyl-Modafinil by using the benzophenol intermediate.

by CognitiveFuel July 16, 2023

Benzophenyl bromide

Benzophenyl bromide is diphenylmethyl bromide. It is used as an intermediate to the synthesis of Modafinil, Adrafinil, and N-Methyl-Modafinil.

Tony: I synthesized Modafinil by using Benzophenyl Bromide.

by CognitiveFuel July 16, 2023

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot with THICC thighs, booty, and boobs. She's in the game, Crash Bandicoot 4 - It's about time.

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is THICC! She's sexy and hot!

by CognitiveFuel July 21, 2023

TP-Br

TP-Br is 2-ThioPhenyl Bromide. TP-Br (2-ThioPhenyl Bromide, 2-thienylbromide, and 2-Bromothiophene) can be synthesized by bromination of Thiophene (TP-H, ThioPhenyl Hydride) with bromine in Carbon Tetrachloride. TP-Br is used as an intermediate to synthesize TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone) by reacting it with ethyl acetoacetate and sodium ethoxide and CuI (Copper iodide) catalyst.

I synthesized TP2P using the TP-Br and ethyl acetoacetate.

by CognitiveFuel August 4, 2023

TP-MeCl

TP-MeCl is ThioPhenyl-Methyl Chloride (or Thiobenzyl chloride, TB-Cl). It is used as an intermediate in the synthesis of TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone) through a grignard reaction of Thiophenylmethylmagnesium chloride with acetonitrile and hydrochloric acid work-up. TP-MeCl is made by chloromethylation of Thiophene (TP-H, TPH, Thiophene, Thiophenyl Hydride).

I synthesized TP-MeCl using TP-H and chloromethylation. Then I synthesized TP2P.

by CognitiveFuel August 4, 2023