CognitiveFuel's definitions

Advanced Shake n Bake

Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.

Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4

by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024

anamory

Anamory is when you have a reduced capacity for romantic love. Anamory is just the way someone was born, as no one is born with the same brain. A person who is anamorous may still have obsessive love about you and lust about you and want to make out with you and sleep with you, but there won't be much of the typical romantic gestures or extreme sacrifices. Sometimes, two anamorous people may sleep together and kiss and hug each other and also obsess about each other.

Dude1: Have you heard of josh, he got a beautiful and hot girlfriend who is smart.

Dude2: Yeah. But I heard that josh and veronica are both anamorous. It's an anamory relationship.

Dude1: Well, at least they won't have much love drama, just obsessive love and lust. They have lots of sex.

Dude2: Cool.

by CognitiveFuel September 17, 2016

Diethyl ether

Diethyl ether is a solvent that is useful for grignard reactions. It's also an anesthetic. Diethyl ether is highly flammable (even electrical outlets and too high temperatures can ignite it. Diethyl ether must be stored with butylated hydroxytoluene to avoid peroxide products which are explosive. Diethyl ether is also sometimes used for extractions, but other solvents like ethyl chloride, chloroform, toluene, hexane, and dichloromethane are generally preferred. Diethyl ether is synthesized by reacting ethanol with sulfuric acid. This reaction must be carried out at temperatures lower than 150 °C in order to ensure that an elimination product (ethylene) is not a product of the reaction. At higher temperatures, ethanol will dehydrate to form ethylene. The reaction to make diethyl ether is reversible, so eventually an equilibrium between reactants and products is achieved. Getting a good yield of ether requires that ether be distilled out of the reaction mixture before it reverts to ethanol.
Properties
Chemical formula
(CH3CH2)2O
Molar mass
74.123 g/mol

Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Dry, Rum-like, sweetish odor
Density
0.7134 g/cm3, liquid
Melting point
−116.3 °C (−177.3 °F; 156.8 K)
Boiling point
34.6 °C (94.3 °F; 307.8 K)
Solubility in water
6.05 g/100 mL
Vapor pressure
440 mmHg at 20 °C (58.66 kPa at 20 °C)

I reacted ethyl magnesium chloride in diethyl ether with acetone, then reacted it with hydrochloric acid, and got 2-methyl-2-butanol.

by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023

Sea-Legs

Sea-Legs is the ability to be on a boat and not fall over or vomit.

Sea-Legs can also refer to the short amount of time you're on land after being at sea where it still feels like you're going up and down despite being on land. You will then adjust to the land again.

Sea-Legs also refers to the medication, Meclizine (Bonine). Meclizine helps with nausea and vomiting due to sea sickness and helps with balance. Side effects may include confusion and decreased memory, especially in older people.

Sea-Legs 2 refers to marijuana edibles or smoked or vaped marijuana that is used to prevent nausea and vomiting in boats. In this case, it's used medically. Side effects include being high, munchies, and occasional paranoia.

Stan: I took Sea-Legs (Meclizine)! Now I can keep my balance on the boat and not get nauseous or vomit.

by CognitiveFuel January 23, 2023

Smurfs

Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.

Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.

Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.

*buys Phenylpropanolamine.

Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.

Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.

by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023

Propylhexedrine HCl

Propylhexedrine HCl is the HCl (Hydrochloride) salt of Propylhexedrine. While freebase Propylhexedrine is a liquid, Propylhexedrine HCl is a solid white salt. Propylhexedrine is made by dissolving it in ethanol and bubbling HCl gas through it. Propylhexedrine is good as a pre-workout, to unclog the nose, and to reduce hunger for weight loss. It is 1/4 the strength of amphetamine, and releases dopamine, norepinephrine, adrenaline (causes vasocontriction), and serotonin. It activates TAAR1 receptors. The dose range is 60mg to 250mg+. Doses of 60mg to 180mg will give you energy, concentration, an urge to lift things and run a lot (adrenaline rush), and more. Doses of 250mg or higher will lead to a buzz (mild to moderate mood boost) to a high (high mood boost), an even greater adrenaline rush, and increased side effects such as anxiety in most, fatigue, anger in some, insomnia, sweating, headaches in some, and more. Stacking Propylhexedrine with CBD and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (Tropoflavin) prevents some side effects.

Fernando: I tried 250mg of Propylhexedrine HCl measured in a scale and dissolved in juice and was high for hours. I had the best workout ever for 3 straight hours.

by CognitiveFuel July 7, 2023

Flopcorn

The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.

I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023