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Definitions by Coco Sean

siberian titty twister 

Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.
My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.

gettysburg axe handle 

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.
During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

tuna cookie 

A bruise left on a woman after she’s been kicked in the front butt.
After a wild night in Detroit my memory of events is fuzzy but the aching tuna cookie indicates poor choices were made.
tuna cookie by Coco Sean May 28, 2018

moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.
My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.
moisture meter by Coco Sean August 3, 2017
When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates his frosty winnings to decorate both the anus and vagina. After which he proceeds to clean up his festive treat.
Oh Lord Jeffery, do you prefer icening before or after tea and scrumpets?
icening by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

mexican landfill 

After consuming several tacos a person vomits onto a woman's taint causing a lava like flow of vomit to gush into both the anal and vaginal entryways. Not to be confused with the Mexican trash can or Mexican dumpster which involve puking into the vagina or anus respectively.
I tried to perform a Mexican dumpster but misfired creating a Mexican landfill.
mexican landfill by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

double-wanger doppelgänger 

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.
Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.