Coco Sean's definitions

minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

by Coco Sean July 1, 2016

tuna cookie

A bruise left on a woman after she’s been kicked in the front butt.

After a wild night in Detroit my memory of events is fuzzy but the aching tuna cookie indicates poor choices were made.

by Coco Sean May 28, 2018

german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

magic triangle

Three people jerking off the person to their right standing in a triangle wearing wizard hats.

Never bring a knife to a wizard fight unless you want to be in the center of a magic triangle.

by Coco Sean July 1, 2016

icening

When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates his frosty winnings to decorate both the anus and vagina. After which he proceeds to clean up his festive treat.

Oh Lord Jeffery, do you prefer icening before or after tea and scrumpets?

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

double-wanger doppelgänger

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.

Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 6, 2018