minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

by Coco Sean March 31, 2016

gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 06, 2018

german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

double-wanger doppelgänger

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.

Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

icening

When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates his frosty winnings to decorate both the anus and vagina. After which he proceeds to clean up his festive treat.

Oh Lord Jeffery, do you prefer icening before or after tea and scrumpets?

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

siberian titty twister

Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.

My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.

by Coco Sean July 27, 2018

moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

by Coco Sean August 03, 2017