GHMS

Acronym for "Go Home, Masturbate, Sleep."

The antithesis of DTF or "Down To Fuck"
"Hey Erin, you DTF?"

"Not really, I think I'm just gonna GHMS."

"Lame."
by Clintacus April 12, 2013
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Awwmit

The combination of feelings experienced when one is observing an event, thing or person that inspires a combination of tender feelings and regurgitation ('Aww' and 'vomit')
"Would you look at those two, always sending little love notes through Facebook where we can all see them swooning and fawning over each other...I just have to suppress my awwmit."
by Clintacus November 10, 2009
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cyngle

A cynical single. Used mostly in IMing because as a homophone it sounds just the same when spoken.
Samantha: God I hate men! They're all obsessed with tits!
Katie: lol
Katie: Oh stop it, you're just feeling cyngle.
Samatha: wtf?
Samatha: I'm not cyngle.
Katie: Oh please, you rant all day about how you hate men but the minute one looks at you twice you totally forget.
by Clintacus September 01, 2006
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a.D.O.R.

a.D.O.R. stands for "A Distant Open Relationship"

It has multiple meanings, as it sounds like "A Door" and "Adore", each of which are relevant to the meaning (an opening that can be open or closed, and lavishing attention on something)

Somewhere between a friends with benefits and an open relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, a.D.O.R. is someone you have a romantic relationship with frequently but not exclusively. The "Distance" can be either as a result of a desire for independence or geographic distance that allows for coupling outside the relationship but doesn't weaken the passion of your interludes with that one person, similar to polyamory.

Differs from open relationships in that partners are not technically dating and isn't a friend with benefits because you are more passionate/romantic than is typical of that definition.
Gary: "I don't get it, you guys have awesome passion for each other, get along great why don't you just call it what it is?"

Al: "I do, we're a.D.O.R. We do what we want, and when we come together, it's amazing."
by Clintacus March 18, 2009
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spaduge

To cum really hard on someone. This word was created by an accidental typing of the word "practice" in a txt message with T9 languages turned on, creating the sentence, "Don't spaduge too hard." and becoming a running joke from there. Could be seen as a conjunction of "splooge" and "deluge" Pronounced "Spah-dooj"
"Dude, I hadn't cum in a few days so I totally spaduged all over Mike's ass."

by Clintacus January 15, 2006
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