Like a child who doesn't figure out the stove is hot the first time, many people repeat the same hurtful mistakes in life and end up getting "burned"--and inexplicably seem surprised each time. They are effectively putting their hands on the stove again and again and don't figure it out because they think it's a different stove entirely each time. The solution? Remind them it's the same stove.
Mark: "Man, I just know this girl won't be like all the others before her! I can feel it in my heart! Just 'cause she acts and talks like them and has burned dozens of men before me doesn't mean it will happen this time!"
Cameron: "Dude, I hate to tell you this, but it's the same stove."
Mark: "You're so wrong!"
Cameron: "Same. Stove."
Cameron: "Dude, I hate to tell you this, but it's the same stove."
Mark: "You're so wrong!"
Cameron: "Same. Stove."
by Clintacus March 11, 2008
The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason.
"What is that odd rectangular shaped device you have in your lap that appears to be filled with blue lined 2 dimensional pieces of non-digital substance?"
"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"
"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"
"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
by Clintacus January 15, 2006
Samantha: God I hate men! They're all obsessed with tits!
Katie: lol
Katie: Oh stop it, you're just feeling cyngle.
Samatha: wtf?
Samatha: I'm not cyngle.
Katie: Oh please, you rant all day about how you hate men but the minute one looks at you twice you totally forget.
Katie: lol
Katie: Oh stop it, you're just feeling cyngle.
Samatha: wtf?
Samatha: I'm not cyngle.
Katie: Oh please, you rant all day about how you hate men but the minute one looks at you twice you totally forget.
by Clintacus September 01, 2006
To cum really hard on someone. This word was created by an accidental typing of the word "practice" in a txt message with T9 languages turned on, creating the sentence, "Don't spaduge too hard." and becoming a running joke from there. Could be seen as a conjunction of "splooge" and "deluge" Pronounced "Spah-dooj"
by Clintacus January 15, 2006
a.D.O.R. stands for "A Distant Open Relationship"
It has multiple meanings, as it sounds like "A Door" and "Adore", each of which are relevant to the meaning (an opening that can be open or closed, and lavishing attention on something)
Somewhere between a friends with benefits and an open relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, a.D.O.R. is someone you have a romantic relationship with frequently but not exclusively. The "Distance" can be either as a result of a desire for independence or geographic distance that allows for coupling outside the relationship but doesn't weaken the passion of your interludes with that one person, similar to polyamory.
Differs from open relationships in that partners are not technically dating and isn't a friend with benefits because you are more passionate/romantic than is typical of that definition.
It has multiple meanings, as it sounds like "A Door" and "Adore", each of which are relevant to the meaning (an opening that can be open or closed, and lavishing attention on something)
Somewhere between a friends with benefits and an open relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, a.D.O.R. is someone you have a romantic relationship with frequently but not exclusively. The "Distance" can be either as a result of a desire for independence or geographic distance that allows for coupling outside the relationship but doesn't weaken the passion of your interludes with that one person, similar to polyamory.
Differs from open relationships in that partners are not technically dating and isn't a friend with benefits because you are more passionate/romantic than is typical of that definition.
Gary: "I don't get it, you guys have awesome passion for each other, get along great why don't you just call it what it is?"
Al: "I do, we're a.D.O.R. We do what we want, and when we come together, it's amazing."
Al: "I do, we're a.D.O.R. We do what we want, and when we come together, it's amazing."
by Clintacus March 18, 2009