spaduge

To cum really hard on someone. This word was created by an accidental typing of the word "practice" in a txt message with T9 languages turned on, creating the sentence, "Don't spaduge too hard." and becoming a running joke from there. Could be seen as a conjunction of "splooge" and "deluge" Pronounced "Spah-dooj"

"Dude, I hadn't cum in a few days so I totally spaduged all over Mike's ass."

by Clintacus February 23, 2006

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

cocker spadge

'Cocker Spadge' is an affectionate term or a lighthearted greating used primarily towards young children by thier older relatives. It is common In North England around the North Yorkshire area.
It is often confused by people not from the area to be an insult. It does not take any meaning from the traditional insult of cock.

1 Someones Gran : Alright Cocker Spadge?
Granchild: Alright Gran.

by J-ames December 21, 2006

spadger

Colloquial and affectionate term for the female genitalia. Possibly originated from "The Picture" magazine in Australia during the 1990s. See also "Smoo".

She has a fine body with a very cute spadger

by The Basilisk June 2, 2006

Spadger

An old english common name for house-sparrow or field-sparrow. Often a nickname for a petty thief.

As a term of endearment used by parents as a nickname based on physical atrributes or eating habits.

There's a right cheeky spadger that keeps peeping at me from the gutter through my bedroom window.

by spadge January 25, 2013

spadge

someone in authority who thinks they can get away with anything

mix of police badge and comes from saying that a police badge is a 'do whatever you want and get away with it badge'

D:Mr Stokes sent me out of class today

F:He's a spadge him

by Brian Carvalho July 24, 2023

Spadge

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

by Tumshie April 30, 2010