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Bamboozle

1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.

2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.
by Clint May 13, 2005
mugGet the Bamboozlemug.

dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 24, 2004
mugGet the dick handmug.

milking the cock

verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock

The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.
After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.
by clint August 25, 2004
mugGet the milking the cockmug.

manjugs

noun; manjugs

1. oversized or abnormally large male breasts.
1. While deployed in Kuwait, Clint furiously groped his manjugs during masturbation. He was very lonely.
by clint September 4, 2004
mugGet the manjugsmug.

popkin

by clint October 7, 2004
mugGet the popkinmug.

van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"
by clint February 23, 2005
mugGet the van helsingmug.

rambunctious jizz

noun; rambunctious jizz

1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.
by clint August 30, 2004
mugGet the rambunctious jizzmug.

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