Definitions by Claude Pfeffernuesse

Forget-me-tea

Any tea made from datura or other deliriant drug, causing severe memory lapses, or at the very least making memories inseparable from dreams.

That was a terrible work week! I'm going to have a nice cup of forget-me-tea and it'll be like it never happened.

Forget-me-tea by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 16, 2009

harrietjones 

To speculate on a politician's health and wellness, especially in a democracy, in an attempt to breed public distaste and worry and to ruin his or her political career.

When Fidel Castro temporarily abdicated to undergo surgery, American media took the chance to continuously harrietjones him.

harrietjones by Claude Pfeffernuesse September 14, 2008

apostronathema 

Port-manteau of "apostrophe" (a constanly misused grammatical item) and "anathema" (something cursed or damned), used to indicate the misuse of an apostrophe.

"Employee's cannot open safe" is an apostronathema!

apostronathema by Claude Pfeffernuesse April 7, 2007

truncatedly 

Adverb to decribe doing something that is truncated. Abridged.

I posted the messages truncatedly on my blog.

truncatedly by Claude Pfeffernuesse March 30, 2007

pfeffernuesse 

A most delicious gingerbread cookie of German origin, generally eaten at Christmastime. From "pfeffer" pepper, and "nuesse" nuts.

I'll have some more pfeffernuesse please!

pfeffernuesse by Claude Pfeffernuesse March 30, 2007

witness the fitness

A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF

Witness the fitness is with the name for that waste of money health centre?!

witness the fitness by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 13, 2006

crazycakes 

An expletive, used at random, to denote astonishment to an astonishing event or utterance. Generally, but not necessairly, follow by an exclamation point. Used more in IM then in speech.
Orignally created by a sleep-deprived baker, it can be replaced by athanapples for the Moslem who whiches to exclaim astonisment.

You say the world is my oyster?! Well, that's just plain crazycakes!

crazycakes by Claude Pfeffernuesse August 17, 2006