20 definitions by Clarebear81

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To be extremely proficient at getting an enviable suntan at the first hint of decent weather.
Jay had only been on the beach for 3 days with moderate sun exposure, but already his skin colour gave the impression that he'd been in Hawaii for a month. He was an extremely tanented sunbather.
by Clarebear81 March 11, 2011
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A smartphone used primarily for looking up porn and sending suggestive texts.
Jez is such a creep! Look at the message he just sent me from his smutphone!!
by Clarebear81 February 19, 2011
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The feeling of extreme irritation you experience when the email function on your apple mac malfunctions yet again.
Moluk: "Watch out for Jenny! She's experiencing some serious entou-rage at the moment because her mac has crashed for the fifth time today!"
Cassie: "Jeezuz! Who can blame her? It stresses me out so much when that happens!"
by Clarebear81 December 02, 2010
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An expensive piece of technological equipment from apple that rarely functions/gets lost/become superceeded by the why-pad2.
After she had spent 2 hours unsuccessfully trying to download the document, Rhiannon was beginning to question the reasons she'd been so excited about getting the why-pad in the first place.
by Clarebear81 April 09, 2011
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Somebody who claims connections with Ireland to make themselves sound more culturally grounded, cool or sexy. Abbreviation of 'wannabe Irish'.
Dave is always going on about his distant relations from Dublin, but he hasn't actually been there. He's so Wirish.
by Clarebear81 December 04, 2010
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To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.
"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."

"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."
by Clarebear81 November 19, 2011
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