Cicero's Assassin's definitions
Internet message acronym for "Make Up Your Fucking Mind". Used when confronting ambivalence or indecision in an IM or message forum.
1. She said she wants me, but won't let me take her on a date. Damn, girl, MUYFM.
2. Guy 1: "...And that's why your opinion of Cloverfield is wrong."
Guy 2: "WTF? You just agreed that JJ Abrams can't tell a whole story, and agreed that Cloverfield was weak as a picture overall. Then you say I'M wrong? MUYFM."
2. Guy 1: "...And that's why your opinion of Cloverfield is wrong."
Guy 2: "WTF? You just agreed that JJ Abrams can't tell a whole story, and agreed that Cloverfield was weak as a picture overall. Then you say I'M wrong? MUYFM."
by Cicero's Assassin August 14, 2008
Get the MUYFMmug. (n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009
Get the Corprolitemug. (adj.) Overly and overtly religious; devoted to excessive public prayer or proselytizing. Gay for Jesus.
God-botherer: I can't wait for our abstinence retreat this weekend! It's going to be so much fun!
Onlooker: Science help us, could she be more lamboyant?
Onlooker: Science help us, could she be more lamboyant?
by Cicero's Assassin February 2, 2009
Get the Lamboyantmug. (n.) A new editor on Urban Dictionary; a "new UDitor".
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
UDitor 1: I can't believe that terrible def was actually approved!
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
by Cicero's Assassin February 6, 2009
Get the nUDitormug. A habitual user of marijuana who does not conform to the common stereotypes; a regular pot user who does not refer to him or herself as a pothead.
Usually distinguished from a stoner in that the THC enthusiast has a job, goals, and art on their walls portraying something other than Bob Marley.
Usually distinguished from a stoner in that the THC enthusiast has a job, goals, and art on their walls portraying something other than Bob Marley.
Person who doesn't grasp the difference: "You smoke every day? You're such a stoner/pothead/burnout/loser."
Person who does: "What do you mean? I have a degree and a better job than yours. I'm not some filthy hippie, I'm just a THC enthusiast."
Person who does: "What do you mean? I have a degree and a better job than yours. I'm not some filthy hippie, I'm just a THC enthusiast."
by Cicero's Assassin November 6, 2007
Get the THC Enthusiastmug. Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.
Look at the BIF on that miwlf.
Look at the BIF on that miwlf.
by Cicero's Assassin September 6, 2007
Get the BIFmug. Established in 1998, The Editing Room, or TER for short, is a website maintained by Rod Hilton at www.the-editing-room.com. Features original abridged scripts for a great and ever-expanding number of Hollywood blockbusters and crapfests. Hilton's scripts not only delight with their biting wit and merciless satire; they also provide the reader with the ability to discuss the latest Hollywood garbage without having to actually see the films being discussed. TER is occasionally featured in Total Film Magazine and Cracked.com.
Guy: "Man, I can't believe how terrible The Happening was. M. Knight Shyamalan has really nuked the fridge."
Gal: "I didn't know you even saw that movie."
Guy: "I didn't have to! I just read the abridged script at The Editing Room."
Gal: "I didn't know you even saw that movie."
Guy: "I didn't have to! I just read the abridged script at The Editing Room."
by Cicero's Assassin August 14, 2008
Get the The Editing Roommug.