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(n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009
Get the Corprolite mug.The overwhelming feeling of euphoria induced by a particularly stirring political moment. An orgasm of a political nature.
by Cicero's Assassin March 13, 2009
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Get the SEFW mug.(n.) A new editor on Urban Dictionary; a "new UDitor".
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
UDitor 1: I can't believe that terrible def was actually approved!
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
by Cicero's Assassin February 6, 2009
Get the nUDitor mug.(adj.) Overly and overtly religious; devoted to excessive public prayer or proselytizing. Gay for Jesus.
God-botherer: I can't wait for our abstinence retreat this weekend! It's going to be so much fun!
Onlooker: Science help us, could she be more lamboyant?
Onlooker: Science help us, could she be more lamboyant?
by Cicero's Assassin February 2, 2009
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Refers to any wife of the President whose physical attributes make one want to take her to bed and sex her up.
Coined by "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.
Refers to any wife of the President whose physical attributes make one want to take her to bed and sex her up.
Coined by "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.
Dude 1: Fred Thompson's wife Jeri Kehn is a total FLILF.
Dude 2: Actually, the '08 election is starting to look like a FLILF festival.
Dude 2: Actually, the '08 election is starting to look like a FLILF festival.
by Cicero's Assassin January 5, 2009
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A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.
Guy 1: I haven't had sex in months.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.
by Cicero's Assassin January 5, 2009
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