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(n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009
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1. She said she wants me, but won't let me take her on a date. Damn, girl, MUYFM.
2. Guy 1: "...And that's why your opinion of Cloverfield is wrong."
Guy 2: "WTF? You just agreed that JJ Abrams can't tell a whole story, and agreed that Cloverfield was weak as a picture overall. Then you say I'M wrong? MUYFM."
2. Guy 1: "...And that's why your opinion of Cloverfield is wrong."
Guy 2: "WTF? You just agreed that JJ Abrams can't tell a whole story, and agreed that Cloverfield was weak as a picture overall. Then you say I'M wrong? MUYFM."
by Cicero's Assassin August 14, 2008
Get the MUYFM mug.(n.) A new editor on Urban Dictionary; a "new UDitor".
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
UDitor 1: I can't believe that terrible def was actually approved!
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
by Cicero's Assassin February 6, 2009
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Guy: "Man, I can't believe how terrible The Happening was. M. Knight Shyamalan has really nuked the fridge."
Gal: "I didn't know you even saw that movie."
Guy: "I didn't have to! I just read the abridged script at The Editing Room."
Gal: "I didn't know you even saw that movie."
Guy: "I didn't have to! I just read the abridged script at The Editing Room."
by Cicero's Assassin August 14, 2008
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Get the SEFW mug.(adj.) Overly and overtly religious; devoted to excessive public prayer or proselytizing. Gay for Jesus.
God-botherer: I can't wait for our abstinence retreat this weekend! It's going to be so much fun!
Onlooker: Science help us, could she be more lamboyant?
Onlooker: Science help us, could she be more lamboyant?
by Cicero's Assassin February 2, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
by Cicero's Assassin November 7, 2007
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