Pronounced "plan to".
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.
Guy 1: I haven't had sex in months.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.
by Cicero's Assassin November 14, 2007
The overwhelming feeling of euphoria induced by a particularly stirring political moment. An orgasm of a political nature.
by Cicero's Assassin November 02, 2008
by Cicero's Assassin October 27, 2008
A modern-day ailment unique to the exceptionally well-informed, especially as pertains to followers of current events. Those afflicted with source fatigue suffer the inability to name a direct source for something they bring up in conversation. In most cases the afflicted will emphasize their certainty that they are quoting a reliable source, although they cannot name a specific one.
Joe: "I saw the funniest news story today. A squirrel chewed into a power line, burst into flames, then fell down directly onto a new car. It rolled into the engine and blew the car up. I think it broke my ability to laugh."
John: "No way. Uh-uh. Where did you read that?"
Joe: "Oh, it was... um... I think it was from NPR or something. Or, um. Maybe... uh, Fark? No, no, I think it came in my email. Or... huh. Shit. I'm not sure, but I know it was for real.
John: Sounds like a bad case of source fatigue.
John: "No way. Uh-uh. Where did you read that?"
Joe: "Oh, it was... um... I think it was from NPR or something. Or, um. Maybe... uh, Fark? No, no, I think it came in my email. Or... huh. Shit. I'm not sure, but I know it was for real.
John: Sounds like a bad case of source fatigue.
by Cicero's Assassin October 20, 2007
Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.
Look at the BIF on that miwlf.
Look at the BIF on that miwlf.
by Cicero's Assassin August 30, 2007
(n.) A new editor on Urban Dictionary; a "new UDitor".
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
UDitor 1: I can't believe that terrible def was actually approved!
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
by Cicero's Assassin February 07, 2009
Organization: The Brotherhood for the Revelation and Awareness of Infectious Necrobiotic Situations. A group dedicated to raising public awareness and preparedness in the face of inevitable undead-related catastrophe (AKA zombpocalypse). Advocates strong public health and science protocols, ecologically-sound living, survivalist practices and responsible weapons ownership.
(In the midst of chaotic, nightmarish societal breakdown)
Zombie bait 1: OMG, we're trapped on this roof!
Zombie bait 2: And we're out of ammunition!
Survivor (driving by in armored vehicle): Man, those two are screwed. I sure am glad I joined BRAINS - without their tips, I never would have bought this zombie stomper!
Zombie bait 1: OMG, we're trapped on this roof!
Zombie bait 2: And we're out of ammunition!
Survivor (driving by in armored vehicle): Man, those two are screwed. I sure am glad I joined BRAINS - without their tips, I never would have bought this zombie stomper!
by Cicero's Assassin December 07, 2007