Planto 

Pronounced "plan to".
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.

Guy 1: I haven't had sex in months.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.

Planto by Cicero's Assassin January 5, 2009

go to sleep plant 

A mimosa, so named because if you touch its leaves they fold up like it's sleeping & a few minutes later they open again.

My Granddad had a go to sleep plant, as we called it & we as kids loved to make it "go to sleep". It's fascinating!

go to sleep plant by Starchylde June 14, 2016

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

purple velvet plant 

A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.

The purple velvet plant was my favorite & I was shocked when it grew those beautiful flowers!

purple velvet plant by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Phantom of the Megaplex 

Is Kathleen's.

Girl #1: "Let's go talk to Phantom of the Megaplex."
Girl #2: "No no, he's Kathleen's."

Phantom of the Megaplex by Sarah Lee Simmons January 22, 2009

Phantom Furniture 

Ghostly presence of furniture from the last tenant of the apartment you're renting. It can appear late in the night, especially if you go get a glass of water with the lights turned off. Are usually easy to get rid of with a simple exorcism.

Vilmar: Damn, I just stubbed my toe on some of Joe's phantom furniture.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.

Phantom Furniture by t-degg March 4, 2015

The Phantom of the Opera

An award winning musical composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber. The story, based on the French novel by Gaston Leroux, is of a hideously disfigured genius who lives under and Opera house in Paris in the late 19th century. It's a love story between this man- the Phantom (or Erik, in the novel), Christine, and her friend -and soon fiance-, the wealthy and attractive Raoul. The soundtrack to the Phantom is unlike most other Broadway-style musicals. The songs, including the Overture, Angel of Music, The Mirror, The Phantom of the Opera, Prima Donna, All I Ask of You, Masquerade, The Point of No Return, and Down Once More/ Track Down This Murderer, have more of a classical, opera-like feel to them, making good use of an orchestra and having intense vocal scenes. It is currently (in the year 2012) the longest running musical on Broadway and still achieves high ratings from critics. It is by far my favorite musical, and greatly surpasses the movie on all levels in my own personal opinion.

I want to see the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway.

The Phantom of the Opera by LizardLvr981 May 24, 2012