Chunkmastarr's definitions

Splattery

To overly compliment someone else's fecal output.

Man, I know I'm the king of dumps but I wish you'd stop the splattery.

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

Cartastrophe

Any situation involving 1. Sufficient cars and 2. Sufficiency stupid drivers of said car that's a nightmare to deal with.

Dammit, we'll never get through that cartastrophe out of this parking lot

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

Shotgun

When you take a shit and it splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl.

I just shotgunned his toilet so hard he'll need steel wool to scrub it off.

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

Poop

A sacred and holy substance manufactured in alternate dimensions by invisible space weasels of infinite cosmic domination that is transdimensionally teleported into your anus at the time of defecation. The gift of Feceus.

Damn I gotta poop BAD

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

Feceus

The God of Feces. Holy master of all feces everywhere. Can control your bowel functions and make you shit yourself at his command.

Right in the middle of Band class I just unleashed - barraged my pants so hard with uncontrollable diarrhea I slipped and fell in it trying to run. I guess Feceus must have his brown eye on me today.

by Chunkmastarr January 8, 2026

Steamer

A large potent fresh turd that comes out so hot it's literally steaming.

I just laid down a fat steamer in your bathroom.

by Chunkmastarr January 7, 2026

Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.

screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026