Definitions by Chromium is bad

Miracle 

An unspeakably evil wicked sinful unholy vile ignoble corrupt menace. This fiendish demon will ruin your day every second, and is incomparable to any other villain (ie. Darth Vader). She will ruin everything. Vulnerabilities: counselors.

It's a miracle we don't have Miracle in our class.

Miracle by Chromium is bad September 11, 2018

viridi assimilans assimilat 

A terrifying race of green assimilators until you watch Voyager cause coffee can beat em'

A viridi assimilans assimilat! Let's study it and put all the Hansens in danger and somehow predict that our baby girl will help Starfleet learn all about the delta quadrant!

viridi assimilans assimilat by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018

Borging

The act of robbing one's mind.

Help, someone is borging me!

Borging by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018

Fat Menace 

The Biggest Menace species, weighing at maximum 10,000 pounds is well known for farting in public and drinking beer.

Fat Menace farted.

Fat Menace by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018

Obese 

Primary adjective of Americans.

I'm Obese, Mark.
No kiddin', Roger.

Obese by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018

Pyramid 

An ancient motherfucker's tomb temple

A PYRAMID AINT A 3D TRAINGEL

Pyramid by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018

Stormwarden 

Someone who has a nasty fate.

Hello, Ms. Stormwarden, I am here to deliver you into hell, thankyou!

Stormwarden by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018