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Covfefe

A Trumpian error by tweet or speech that is so stupendously moronic that no one can believe it came from the president of the United States. No one, that is except Orange Top’s hard core base who continue to applaud while wearing little red hats and dull looks on their faces.
Did you hear stupid’s latest covfefe? He lauded revolutionary Minutemen for recapturing British held airports.
by Chris Zizzo July 11, 2019
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cockstepping

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.
Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!
by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010
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tool up

In any physical work environment where workers wear tool belts and occasionally remove them, this phrase is a call to arms (or to re-arm).
OK boys, break's over. Tool up!
by Chris Zizzo September 11, 2008
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omnibus

1. Another word for a bus, a passenger vehicle which carries many people.
2. A metaphor for society, which, like a bus, carries diverse people on their way to many destinations. This was the intent and meaning of the title of the television show "Omnibus", which told the stories of these people.
1.) The word bus comes from the name of the horse drawn cart known as an omnibus. When it got an engine, it became an autobus. Then the name was shortened.
2.) This melting pot nation is an omnibus of the world's people.
by Chris Zizzo September 13, 2006
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One-termer

Anyone elected to office who, after demonstrating clearly that their election was a mistake, faces the prospect of defeat in the next vote in spite of the generally recognized power of the incumbency.
Now that Donald Trump has alienated all but the most radical elements of his base, it is likely he will be a Presidential one-termer.
by Chris Zizzo July 14, 2019
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take the fall

Something bad happened, someone is going to get blamed and suffer the consequences of the act. Righteously, it should be the person who planned it, but, everything is negotiable. Someone else goes to jail, and in return, he is owed a favor. Or maybe, he just gets set up. This 1940's film noir gangster term is finding a new cachet.
You shot him brother so don't look at me like that. I'm not gonna take the fall for you.
by Chris Zizzo September 13, 2006
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