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take the fall

Something bad happened, someone is going to get blamed and suffer the consequences of the act. Righteously, it should be the person who planned it, but, everything is negotiable. Someone else goes to jail, and in return, he is owed a favor. Or maybe, he just gets set up. This 1940's film noir gangster term is finding a new cachet.
You shot him brother so don't look at me like that. I'm not gonna take the fall for you.
by Chris Zizzo September 13, 2006
mugGet the take the fallmug.

tool up

In any physical work environment where workers wear tool belts and occasionally remove them, this phrase is a call to arms (or to re-arm).
OK boys, break's over. Tool up!
by Chris Zizzo September 11, 2008
mugGet the tool upmug.

One-termer

Anyone elected to office who, after demonstrating clearly that their election was a mistake, faces the prospect of defeat in the next vote in spite of the generally recognized power of the incumbency.
Now that Donald Trump has alienated all but the most radical elements of his base, it is likely he will be a Presidential one-termer.
by Chris Zizzo July 14, 2019
mugGet the One-termermug.

tadpoling

Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.
These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.
by Chris Zizzo January 30, 2008
mugGet the tadpolingmug.

cockstepping

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.
Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!
by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010
mugGet the cocksteppingmug.

Covfefe

A Trumpian error by tweet or speech that is so stupendously moronic that no one can believe it came from the president of the United States. No one, that is except Orange Top’s hard core base who continue to applaud while wearing little red hats and dull looks on their faces.
Did you hear stupid’s latest covfefe? He lauded revolutionary Minutemen for recapturing British held airports.
by Chris Zizzo July 11, 2019
mugGet the Covfefemug.

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