Chris's definitions

curlibec

A retarded fat girl.
Who got molested by her Uncle and various other mexican relatives.
Shes usually short and fat. With big sloppy boobs. Although shes gotten a good education shes doomed to failure.

Man that curlibec is trying to call me agian.

by Chris February 9, 2005

311

Five guys making music. Nick, miT, SA, Pnut and Chad are great musicians and them some with a bag of chips. They rock.

Look at the members of 311 - they rock.

by Chris May 27, 2003

SWEM

a cool ass mutha pimp from minnesota.

Swem gets all the bitches.

by chris October 19, 2004

RUBBA

A useless piece of shit. Someone who of no importance.

Michelle and Meghan are so bitchy, they are rubba's.

by Chris March 6, 2005

Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.

by Chris July 29, 2003

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005

registry

Something in your computer that you should delete if an IIS reset does not work.

Did you try an IIS reset? Well, if it does not work, try deleting your registry

by Chris June 19, 2006