Chris's definitions

piss pumped

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

by Chris January 8, 2004

a nosefull

When you place someones nose between your ass cheeks and let a big smelly fart out, usually done when the victim is asleep, passed out, or held down.

Also reffered to as a 'Fart Hammer'

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when Billy passed out at Tim's house.

by Chris November 19, 2004

acre corn

A color frequently used by blondes to describe the color of their dresses.

So Meghan, what color is your dress? Acre corn.

by Chris April 12, 2005

tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.

The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.

by Chris March 26, 2003

ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture

use lotion to take care of this problem.

by chris January 17, 2005

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

rapunzel

When you're doing a girl up the butt and you reach down and pluck an asshair and yell "RAPUNZEL!"

Yo I was doin this girl up the ass and I Rapunzeled her ass!

by chris October 9, 2004