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fruity

a guy that is not always gay but could be; he may act in a flamboyant, bouncy, or feminine way
gunther, the fashion designer, acts very fruity
by chris June 14, 2003
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herb

used by rapper esoteric, in the song herb. pronounced like its spelled, no silent h. it doesnt mean weed or drugs, its a term for someone who follows trends, or just is a complete bullshitter. basicly one of those kind of people that nobody likes.
'yo you a herb, if you say you rhyme off the mind
but your hype mans backin up every single line'

'you a herb, if you steal out the tip-cup
if you still wear a hat with the visor flipped up'
by chris May 31, 2004
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MARINES

The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.
When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.
by Chris January 3, 2005
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powder puff

A term used to describe a sissy. Someone who talks a lot of stuff but never backs it up because they can't.
"Man, I'll punch you in the face."

"Do it then."

"...."

"Man, you're a fuckin powder puff."
by Chris April 17, 2005
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Backdoor Barbecue

The act of covering ones dick with lighter fluid, lighting it on fire, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.
As a special treat on their wedding night Paul gave his new bride a backdoor barbecue.
by Chris May 6, 2005
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Ass clown

by chris September 16, 2003
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wikipedia

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.
"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.
by Chris May 13, 2005
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