Chris's definitions

ja rule

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta

Cant keep his head up

by Chris January 15, 2005

Family-Style

In prison rape, to sodomise someone on their back with their legs spread - the missionary position.

None personally. Although one shouldn't be complacent.

by Chris November 22, 2004

majumbo

Majumbo was pracitced by African Tribes. A fire would be started and a group of people would ingage in sexual acts around it. Basically an orgy.

It smells like majumbo in here.
Your breath smells like majumbo.

by chris January 4, 2004

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.

by Chris November 1, 2004

skull cap

slamming a chick from behind,and clocking her in the back of the head with brass knuckles right after you blow.

jennny didnt know she wouldnt remember any of this tomorrow. she didnt know tommy was going to skull cap her, and knock her sorry ass out.

by chris April 13, 2005