mpec

Basterdized synonym of no respect - usually used by itself, with one hand cupped over mouth, and one hand waving towards the ground.

Used to make fun of someone.
mpec! mmmmpec!

As in: "oh shit, did you see that nasty hoe that phat has been ice grillin?!"
by Chris December 21, 2004
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two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
Person 1: "...That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
by Chris July 22, 2006
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jelly bracelets

red~kiss
blue~sex in the water
green~head
yellow~head
orange~hug/kiss
pink~like
black~sex
white~body rub
clear~fuck with sperm
that are my meaning for jelly's
by chris June 07, 2004
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arian

Derived from the man Arius or the belief of Arianism itself, the believer of the teachings of Arius, which taught that Jesus Christ was not divine but only man, but his teachings should be followed.
Many Germanic Tribes from the Late Antiquity age were Arians. The Ostrogoth King Theodoric was an Arian. Arian Christianity was looked as Heresy by the Orthodox Christian Churches.
by Chris November 07, 2005
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the endless summer

The absolute classic surf film. A must see for all surfers. When surfing is thought of, the endless summer should come to mind, and when the endless summer is thought of bliss. Director, narrator, and surfer Bruce Brown captures the sport in its greatest glory. Following the summer around the world, finding the best surf spots with the warm waters of and endless paradise.
Yo, you wanna go watch endless summer?
Yeah, i love this movie.
by chris April 08, 2005
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chicken

1) - An animal that is processed for human consumption

2) - A dangerous game in two cars will drive directly at each other and the first to swerve out of the way is the "chicken". Also referred to when two cars are doing the same thing, only driving over a cliff or ledge.

3) - An attractive woman with thighs and breasts (like a real chicken)

4) - A scardey-cat, wuss, etc.

5) - A woman who gives lots of oral sex, in this sense it's short for "chicken-head" or "chicken-neck"
1) - Tastes like chicken...

2) - Let's play chicken

3) - This chicken was workin' her ass in the club last night

4) - Little chicken won't smoke this joint

5) - Chicken went all down on me yesterday baby!
by Chris December 27, 2003
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Indian Snake Job

Named for its simalarities to sucking snake poison out of a bite.

Immediately after giving Anal, putting your mouth around her butt crack and sucking as hard as you can, attempting to suck the semen out.
I gave her an Indian Snake Job and almost threw up.
by Chris January 10, 2005
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