Chris's definitions

melodeamo

a blend between melodic metal and screamo, making melodeamo.

"that band a tendency to fracture is classified as melodeamo."

by chris May 9, 2004

Idiot

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

I would never call you a moron, or even an imbecile for that matter. That wouldn't be right! I know you are an idiot.

by Chris November 1, 2004

Moraga

See; Orinda
Rich white kids who do nothing besides pretend to be black. Some asians present.

Yo, that wigger's a fucking nut sack.

by Chris February 27, 2005

anti-racist

A man or woman, of any color, sexuality, religion, or background, who is morally opposed to senseless hate. A person who believes strongly that all people are equal, and is willing to stand up for that belief.

Hey, are you an anti-racist? No? Uh-oh, I guess I better punch your nose!

by Chris December 7, 2003

profanitize

v. To insert a profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word, in order to achieve added emphasis.

You should hear him talk: he profanitizes everything. It isn't just fantastic, it's fanfuckingtastic. Not spectacular but specfuckingtacular. Really, you should hear him speak for yourself... it's unfuckingbeleivable.

by Chris November 19, 2004

sleeping bag

when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.

I was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.

by Chris April 18, 2005

supernova

Something that is incredibly hot, or much hotter than you expect it to be.
It somehow defies logic as to how it got that hot.

Omfg, this coffee is supernova.
Jeez dude, I can't eat this soup now, it's supernova.
Don't touch that shit, it's supernova.

by chris November 13, 2004