Chris's definitions

AK47

One of the top 10 best weed in the world

"Man that AK47 was crazily good shit man!"

by chris May 13, 2005

ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

by chris May 13, 2005

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris May 13, 2005

rabble rouser

One who starts trouble.

Don't invite that kid to a party, he's a real rable rouser.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Los Gatos

Town in the base of Santa Cruz mountains, rich suburb of San Jose. Lots of rich dads with milf wives, and hot daughters. Lots of rich kids means lots of nice cars, big houses, and drugs. Overall tight ass place, a few hours from Tahoe, 20 minutes from Santa Cruz. Check out the Ferrari dealership, Hummer dealership, and huge houses.

I spent the whole day checking out the big houses, hot women, and nice cars in Los Gatos.

by Chris May 13, 2005

jamal lewis

Running Back for the Baltimore Ravens who broke the single game rushing record in 2003, with 295 yards.

Jamal Lewis ran all over them there Browns hon.

by Chris May 13, 2005

rocked

To take pure cocaine and mix it with baking soda to create a more pure and smokable drug known as crack.

We gots the shit but it hasnt been rocked yet.

by Chris May 13, 2005