Chris's definitions

Carmon

Carmon Meaning the Person From Widnes that Rocks at Counter-Strike and is also referred as " The Sex God " Rofl
Hes Makes Good teas!

Alright Carmon lad
wtf hax Carmon

by Chris March 10, 2005

Hum

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

by Chris April 17, 2005

Black Cat

Small firework that you throw in people's lawns when they least expect it.

OH SHIT! I just threw a black cat in someone's mouth!

by Chris December 16, 2004

italian

a sex position
the guy penetrates the girl´s axilla

derived from former italy, when pre-marriage sex was strictly forbidden

Baby, let´s do it Italian style...

by Chris January 8, 2005

crackeyed

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

by chris April 21, 2004

queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

by Chris March 1, 2005

san luis obispo

A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.

1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.

by Chris May 13, 2005