Chris's definitions

zona

zona - jail,prison in russian slang, word itself translates as zone..obvious really.

"on tolko sto iz zoni vishol.." -
"He's just out"

by chris July 3, 2004

American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

by Chris July 14, 2004

lumber jackin

Smokin weed, in refference to cutting down "trees". Bay Area

Chris and Jay Be Lumber Jackin like a muthafucka.

by Chris July 27, 2004

nippin' it

hard nipples caused especially from cooler weather, THO

That chick over there is nippin' it.

by Chris July 29, 2004

Twisted Heart

An occurence most commonly experienced by the feeling of unrequited love, with the exception of it not being returned.

Generally speaking, it is a situation involving two friends, who spend an inexorbitant amount of time with each other, and over the years, one grows to love the other, while the opposites feeling stay plutonic. No pain compares, physical nor mental.

A relationship easily broken off is not truly that of a twisted heart. Twisted heart involves never being able to make a clean cut, whether that might involve the other person feeling just as strongly as you but without the same passion. Refer to just a friend

A loved B with all his heart, yet B could never truly return A's feelings. A can't cope with losing B, and thus stays in an inevitably horrifyingly painful situation.

by Chris August 7, 2004

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004