Chris's definitions

Bonney

Adj. & N. Extremely germaine, attractive

That is such a bonney painting.

by Chris February 18, 2005

comprendez

Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.

Alayna is a Hoochie, Comprendez?

by Chris April 6, 2004

yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005

sixpack

Six strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

I just got a sixpack!

by Chris March 26, 2003

End Piece

It is the end and the DRYEST part of the bread. You eat bread when you are punished - You eat the end piece of the bread when you are severely punished. To eat end piece, is to be a disgrace to the world.

Kyle: You SUCK! You spelled PWNED wrong, you forgot the "O"...right?
All: OMG...END PIECE FOR YOU BITCH!

by Chris May 13, 2005

sticky rice

Refers to gay Asian males who claim to feel attracted to (and often even generally associate) ONLY with other Asian people. Sticky rice (also see sticky ) often go out of their way to try to show their love (sometimes in seemingly forced or artificial ways) for all things Asian (including men) and tend to preach to other people in interracial relationships how "wrong" those other people are for being "race traitors". For these racial separatists, there should be no interracial dating or mixing. Sound familiar? It should. That's exactly the same racist philosophy espoused by neo Nazis. To be sure, some gay White guys might tend to not go after Asian guys and might even behave in racist ways themselves. However, this often seems to be more a function of physical preference than an overtly conscious effort to make a sociopolitical statement about race, as it is with many sticky rice. Certainly not all sticky rice are the same, but observers will do doubt notice these recurring similarities. And as is the case with many racial separatists, a common theme runs through sticky rice social circles: bitterness.

"How ironic that sticky rice guys tend to complain about racist behavior when they are sometimes the worst offenders."

by Chris April 5, 2005

ass-yogurt

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

by Chris September 29, 2004