Chris's definitions

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

by chris January 23, 2005

calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.

Woah! Calorific man!

by Chris March 26, 2003

LadiesMan

someone who gets pussy from more at least 2 different girls in a week, who happen to be best friends

i myself acomplished this feat with amber and michelle in the same 6 days

by Chris October 13, 2003

Kurt Cobain

A famous rocker from the late 80's and early 90's. He was the guitarist and lead singer of Nirvana, along with Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic. He was also married to Courtney Love, who had a daughter named Frances Bean. In 1994, Kurt was found dead in his greenhouse over his garage, and his death still remains a mystery.

"Dude, my favorite band member in Nirvana Is Kurt Cobain!"

by Chris May 16, 2004

Yellow fatty beans

Another word for bananas

And that's why, today, bananas are called "yellow fatty beans".
Quote from 'The Simposons' by Grandpa.

by Chris April 27, 2006

Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.

Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.

by Chris November 5, 2003

ass wrangler

one who wrangles ass as if he were on a farm.

"Billy wrangled all the ass in the whole town."

by chris February 14, 2005