Chris's definitions

pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 14, 2004

ass wrangler

one who wrangles ass as if he were on a farm.

"Billy wrangled all the ass in the whole town."

by chris February 14, 2005

LadiesMan

someone who gets pussy from more at least 2 different girls in a week, who happen to be best friends

i myself acomplished this feat with amber and michelle in the same 6 days

by Chris October 13, 2003

calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.

Woah! Calorific man!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Someone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.

Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

by Chris December 15, 2004

Free Rider

A male who thinks he can pimp females at will, but does not get any ladies whatsoever.

What a fucking "free rider".

by Chris October 12, 2004

Kurt Cobain

A famous rocker from the late 80's and early 90's. He was the guitarist and lead singer of Nirvana, along with Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic. He was also married to Courtney Love, who had a daughter named Frances Bean. In 1994, Kurt was found dead in his greenhouse over his garage, and his death still remains a mystery.

"Dude, my favorite band member in Nirvana Is Kurt Cobain!"

by Chris May 16, 2004