Chris's definitions

pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by Chris December 2, 2003

comprendez

Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.

Alayna is a Hoochie, Comprendez?

by Chris April 6, 2004

Bonney

Adj. & N. Extremely germaine, attractive

That is such a bonney painting.

by Chris February 18, 2005

robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003

sleeping bag

when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.

I was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.

by Chris April 18, 2005

russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

by Chris March 9, 2005

inflammable

Something that can combust.

Warning, Chemical is inflammable!

by Chris June 24, 2003