Chris's definitions

kneeling blowfish

a popular sex position where the female kneels on the ground inserts the males toy into her mouth, and goes to town with it.

I did the kneeling blowfish with her last night. She died.

by Chris November 22, 2003

jaggled

A website reaches its bandwith limit by being listed on the weblog Jaggle.

wow dude, my site just went down cuz i was on jaggle!

by chris May 5, 2005

knost

a pig. not the animal but a person who has an uncircumsized penis, or a person that can be describe with the adjective, "wrinkly".

That knost has one weird penis.

by Chris February 21, 2005

Magallanero

A loser fan of a loser baseball team in venezuela. A magallanero is the lowest life form in the country...only compared to bacteria. Depression, loneliness, abandonment... that's what a normal day stands for those poor bastards. Even the homeless pity them!!

If shit could become a person, that person would be a Magallanero!

by Chris March 18, 2005

supernova

Something that is incredibly hot, or much hotter than you expect it to be.
It somehow defies logic as to how it got that hot.

Omfg, this coffee is supernova.
Jeez dude, I can't eat this soup now, it's supernova.
Don't touch that shit, it's supernova.

by chris November 13, 2004

Killdozer

A bulldozer (usually Caterpillar D5-D6 type) equipped with armor to prevent bystanders from halting the important work the operator is performing.

I would like to hire a killdozer to solve some of my problems.

by chris June 4, 2004

Cleveland Steamroller

When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.

There is no example i can give

by chris April 1, 2004