Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar 

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

Schmucker's Goober Jelly by QuacksO April 8, 2020

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.> 

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.> by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Jelly Side Down 

Masturbation technique for men.

Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.

See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.

Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.

Jelly Side Down by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

Jelly squat  

Jelly- any type of ball (football normally)
Object- to kick and head butt the ball. You may only drop kick the JELLY to put the jelly into play. At the end of the game you play paper rock siccors best 2 of 3. If you kick the ball on the roof your teacher must sit you out for 5 minutes........ 3<=8


Gotcha Ms. Miller

Play jelly squat at recess

Jelly squat by NJSA commisioner #.5 March 19, 2009

Jelly School 

A school for certain individuals who cannot cope with themselves as they are so nasty, ugly, and worthless so they have to complain about people who are better than them.

Kelly - Did you see my pic on Facebook
Susan - stfu fat hoe
Karin - omg susan go to Jelly School bitch

Jelly School by DieTrippy December 17, 2013

Peanut Butter And Jelly Society 

A mystical group of young rebels who are free thinkers, they share their opinions and beliefs and break away from the system!! A magical place abundant with many screenshots. A forum for feelings and thoughts.

Guy: Have you heard of the Peanut Butter And Jelly Society?
Guy2: No, what is it?
Guy: Oh man... I can't tell you... You're missing out man...

Peanut Butter And Jelly Society by Peanutbutterqueen November 30, 2011