Chris's definitions

walrus

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.

She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.

by Chris February 8, 2005

keizersheckt

fag, i made this word up way back in the day

you are such a keizersheckt

by chris October 5, 2004

aslp

age/sex/location/picture
if you get one of these on a IM on aol yahoo msn or YIM AIM check there pro if they have one close the window

48yodude254:Hey I'm a hot sexy bitch aslp
My sn: hold on(checked the profile)
Computer:Now blocking all IMs from 48yodude254
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha

by Chris May 13, 2005

wangas

Unable to climb rocks, however in still photos always appears to be doing a good job. Despite his natural problem solving ability, he can never seem to find which rock to go to next, and that my friends will be his downfall.

Wangas just go to that rock there, and jump over to that one.

by Chris November 25, 2004

Oy

A term used by angry jews and/or Czech people. Commonly used for insulting a younger, foolish member of the group. Almost always used in the same sentence as "...In the old country..." or when making someone feel stupid.

Oh vey, in dee old countree vee vouldnt allow it.

by Chris November 13, 2003

Bulo

To talk dirty, sexually.

She gave me bulo and it sounded so sexy.

by Chris November 30, 2004

300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.

Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR

by Chris March 23, 2005