clefton

1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.
While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.
by Chosney September 15, 2003
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winnick

I just took a big Winnick
by Chosney July 09, 2003
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Cookie Gate

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.
After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.
by Chosney November 12, 2003
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smart

Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.
by Chosney July 10, 2003
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product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.
We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!
by Chosney July 11, 2003
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