Cookie Gate

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.

After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.

by Chosney November 12, 2003

Exec Haircut

The big poofy hair that asshole executive have. Looks like a wig.

Jimmy Johnson looks great in his executive haircut.

by Chosney November 10, 2003

prioritization

The act of continually identifying the most important projects to work on instead of actually working on them.

We priortized the project in the 34th different way since we identified them last spring.

by Chosney September 23, 2003

one wiper

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick

I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!

by chosney August 6, 2003

product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

by Chosney July 11, 2003