Chosney's definitions

product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

by Chosney July 11, 2003

clefton

1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.

While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.

by Chosney September 15, 2003

prioritization

The act of continually identifying the most important projects to work on instead of actually working on them.

We priortized the project in the 34th different way since we identified them last spring.

by Chosney September 23, 2003

winnick

Shit

I just took a big Winnick

by Chosney July 9, 2003

one wiper

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick

I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!

by chosney August 6, 2003