alley-cat cute

Someone with obvious flaws in their appearance, that has a quirky attractiveness despite the flaws.
There is something off about Kellyanne Conway's appearance, but she still alley-cat cute.
by Chas501 January 11, 2017
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diplodramatic

The introduction of drama into diplomacy, whether it be for promoting a specific agenda, political shaming with made up rhetoric, or just stoking ones own ego.
Did you see how Trump went after Jeff Flake with all those diplodramatic tweets.
by Chas501 May 10, 2018
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Vagina Douch

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
by Chas501 August 21, 2008
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toddler in chief

When our president, or someone in charge with great responsibility, acts or reacts in an immature or childlike manner, especially in a way diminishes the prestige associated with their position by making statements or taking actions that are widely considered unreasonable, ridiculous, appalling or disgusting.
Senator Bob Corker was really on point when he made the comment about the White House being an adult day-care. Did you hear about the way our "Toddler In Chief "reacted to criticism about the way he treated a fallen soldiers widow on the phone, basically calling the widow a liar?
by Chas501 December 04, 2017
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The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
by Chas501 February 02, 2017
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trumptator

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.
Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
by Chas501 February 16, 2017
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Winge

One of many contrived words that can be used when real words just aren't good enough.
This example uses the action verb form of the contrived word winge.

He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!
by Chas501 November 29, 2007
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