Bosnian Blowasaur

When one plays Pokemon Go! in Bosnia. They may believe they have caught a Bulbasaur but instead the find a landmine.

Guy 1: Hey, where is Novak?
Guy 2: He was trailing a Bulbasaur over by the park and caught a Bosnian Blowasaur instead. He lost both of his legs and now his dog is running around the yard to hatch his eggs for him.

by Charlie T. July 21, 2016

PosTSD

When you have PTSD from working with a bad Point of Sale computer.

I'm sorry. I'm having flashbacks! It's my PosTSD it acts up when I see a new POS at a resteraunt.

by Charlie T. June 24, 2024

Schlong-Sleeve

Condom usually magnum used to fit a larger penis. Can also be called a schlong-sleeve shirt.

Greg put on his schlong-sleeve so he could take care of Rebecca.

by Charlie T. May 18, 2010

The Grand Theft Auto

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.

Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money

by Charlie T. July 21, 2016

spineless slimeball

Ted Cruz... Texas Senator that had his wife and father insulted by Donald Trump and then bootlicked the guy who insulted both his father and wife. When his state was without power during a blizzard instead of helping his constituents he took a vacation to Cancun, Mexico.

Ted Cruz is the physical embodiment of a Spineless Slimeball.

by Charlie T. May 05, 2022

Freebird

Is a term used to describe the act of giving a blow job without using your hands.

That girl was so gifted at oral sex she could deep throat while doing a freebird.

by Charlie T. February 08, 2009

Sea-sick Cuban

Taking the tobacco out of a cuban cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

You can smoke a philly if you want but I prefer a sea-sick Cuban.

by Charlie T. August 28, 2009