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Definitions by Charlie T.

When you have PTSD from working with a bad Point of Sale computer.
I'm sorry. I'm having flashbacks! It's my PosTSD it acts up when I see a new POS at a resteraunt.
PosTSD by Charlie T. June 24, 2024

spineless slimeball 

Ted Cruz... Texas Senator that had his wife and father insulted by Donald Trump and then bootlicked the guy who insulted both his father and wife. When his state was without power during a blizzard instead of helping his constituents he took a vacation to Cancun, Mexico.
Ted Cruz is the physical embodiment of a Spineless Slimeball.

Bosnian Blowasaur 

When one plays Pokemon Go! in Bosnia. They may believe they have caught a Bulbasaur but instead the find a landmine.
Guy 1: Hey, where is Novak?
Guy 2: He was trailing a Bulbasaur over by the park and caught a Bosnian Blowasaur instead. He lost both of his legs and now his dog is running around the yard to hatch his eggs for him.

The Grand Theft Auto 

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money

Vampire Bitch 

A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.

The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.

So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
Jim: What did you do last night?

Glenn: Nothing

Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?

Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.

Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.

Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
Vampire Bitch by Charlie T. March 31, 2013

Lebronchitis 

To choke in a key game or series after looking great in previous circumstances
Lebron James had Lebronchitis in the final games of the 2010 Eastern Conference Playoffs against the Boston Celtics.

Lebron James also suffered from Lebronchitis in the 2011 NBA Finals against the Dallas Mavericks.
Lebronchitis by Charlie T. July 13, 2011

Schlong-Sleeve 

Condom usually magnum used to fit a larger penis. Can also be called a schlong-sleeve shirt.
Greg put on his schlong-sleeve so he could take care of Rebecca.
Schlong-Sleeve by Charlie T. May 18, 2010